iampunha
(I’m new here and his name just keeps cropping up 
Hey, I’m sure that anybody who forgot to mention me was just having a memory lapse, no? Oh well. Since I’ve got the whole “newbie” thing goin down, I haven’t gotten to get to know alot of you, but hey, I’ll give it a shot.
Steeljaw(Gotta know your running mate, after all)
Struuter(Always a pal)
APB(Sorry I messed up your date)
Eve(Ditto)
Ukelele Ike(Had fun trashing APB’s date with ya)
Zenster(We can go beat up some SUV drivers)
Satan(Give me some tips on good flaming techniques, please.)
And Wally. Though I never got to know him, he’s already become my hero on this board. 
Anyway, here’s hoping for a Pittsburgh DopeFest! Even though I probably couldn’t attend…stupid under-age law piece of…
Anybody!
Damn straight.
I’m going to meet a few of my faves in Dublin, but other than them, I wouldn’t mind sharing a few beers with Shayna, John Corrado, Democritus, TVeblen, CanadianSue, Satan, hflathead, Osip, Pepperlandgirl, water2j, BurnMeUp (post more, you slacker!), ChiefWahoo (the Goose story. Look it up. Can’t wait to get THIS guy drunk!), dpr, Falcon, matt_mcl, Exprix, SqrlCub (all queers together, for political correctness ;)), MaxTorque, Cynical, Bratman, mega the roo, pLt, Pricciar, SpittingSquirrels, and all the rest of y’all undoubtedly very cool people that will buy me a beer 
No shit! What, is old Bill cracking the whip on you guys or what???
Well, evilbeth, of course. And Cecil Adams
Irishman, FreakFreely, Mully, Milo, Euty, Shadowfox, Lynn, Tuba, slythe, panamajack, cessandra, psycat, Demo, purplebear, PurpleCrackWhore, Canadian Sue, KimKatt, Gr8Kat, SILENT-BOB, Satan, Bear_Nenno, Scotticher, Shirley, omni-not, Imthecowgodmoo, Esprix, pepperlandgirl, Coldfire, tatertot, Zette, zyada, ChiefScott, pluto, BunnyGirl, DRY, OpalCat, oldscratch, Wonko, jb_farley, BurnMeUp, steeljaw, Eve, Uke, BratMan, John Corrado, techchick, aha, ultress, Diane, Michi, Swiddles, MysterEcks, CKDextHavn, Balance, Jester, Cervaise, Manny, CrankyAsAnOldMan…and a cast of thousands whose names would make this post too long.
I cant belive that nobody wants to hang with the SDMB’s only Illuminati. Sheesh. I guess I would have to meet ChiefScott Clogboy, Scotti (cant have too many busty redheads in my life now can I? Freak Freely, Welfy. And many others.
<stares at Kat’s list>
Me? She put meon her list? Iactually made a list?
<falls over in a dead faint>
My list would include:
Kat. (She actually put me on her list!)
Scotticher. (Who is very nice, though she seems hesitant to vote for me for Governor.)
puplebear. (Just because she’s purplebear.)
Cecil and Ed. (Together…at the same time…)
And anybody at all who wants to meet me. (It is therefore completely non-exclusionary–anybody can be on my list just by wanting to be.)
3s, 3i. ssskuggiii
Once again I am turning my list in late, mostly because I don’t think there is anyone on this board that I WOULDN’T want to meet. And I am not quite up to typing that many names.
However-the people I would most like to meet (for obvious reasons) are-
DRY
dropzone
dpr
Danielinthewolvesden
Monster104
iampunha
MysterEcks
Bratman007
Chef Troy
pipefitter
And again in no particular order, and for various reasons-
Veb
Shayna
CanadianSue
BlueTwylight
purplebear
AudreyK
TroubleAgain
Grace
Democritus and Psycat90
tatertot and tatertot Jr.
Persephone
Aglarond
struuter
Eve
Ayesha
tomndebb
Kat
fnord1966
tiggeril
and last but not least, all of the PNW dopers, who belong on their OWN list since I actually have a prayer of meeting them, I hope. I don’t know all of your names, but I am so looking forward to getting together.
BTW, JohnnyLA belongs in this group, as I have faith in his ability to join his heart up here soon!
And, as I said, all of the rest of you, too.
Oh, I just KNEW I would forget someone!
Duck Duck Goose
and my cousin,
tatertot Junior
My lord. I was actually on two lists. People know I exist? Wow.
There are few people on the SDMB I wouldn’t like to meet, but here is a list of a few I’d reall, really, REALLY like to hang out with for a few hours (and haven’t already):
All the Bay Area Dopers I haven’t gotten to meet yet: Baglady and Obfus, Shmu/GaWd, SeaDiver, Sue Duhnym, and Pepperlandgirl.
pricciar
Byzantine
Lexicon
Melin
Falcon
Jopiel and Talera
OpalCat (and Nicky)
SanibelMan
CanadianSue
Kilgore Trout
Niggle
Ruffian and Llama
Ayesha
Plus a lot of old Regs on the AOL SDMB; I would love to meet Melis, Kelly, Rosh, Zil, Bob, Pam, Andrea, and George.
And Wally, of course. That goes without saying.
Woo-hoo, I made some lists! Thanks, AudreyK, DRY and Scotti! Ya know you’re all on my list! (No matter what you say, DRY.)
600+ posts in two months, and I haven’t generated enough interest for anybody to wanna meet me?
sigh
I’d meet you! I like your name. I get a lot of amusing images from it.
Ah, Grasshopper, that is your problem. You push to hard at the unyielding stone, when you should instead wear away slowly at it like a mountain stream.
Try going away from the board for about a year or so. When you come back, you’ll see every tenth post will be “Gee, I wonder whatever happened to dear old ricepad…?”
I’d meet ya Ricepad, after all, you replied to my thread!
oohh, I thought of another person, Phaedrus.
If only to find out the end of the story. I hate being left hanging, no ending to speak of. What the heck ever happened to the Saga of the Phaedybucks?
I wonder if Chief Scott would meet with Brithael if the opportunity arose? Hmmmmm…
Oh, all right; I’ll bite.
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Wanna get together and have deep, philosophical conversations with Anthracite, Cheffie, and Xploder. And a good hot shower after. Eh hem.
Wanna hang out and party with Aenea and Surgoshan. And who knows, maybe Surgo would actually get laid. (Aenea too, for that matter…‘eh hem’ twice.) :eek:
Wanna go to a bar with Doobieous and break up a straight couple.
Wanna get a really strong cup of coffee with matt_mcl and get some tips on erotic - NOT pornographic - writing.
Wanna catch a movie with about 10 different people, some of whose actual handles I am unable at this moment to recall. No, not Reagan “can’t recall,” more like Einstein “can’t recall.”
Its never me.
I keep hoping, but its never me.