Some people just remind me of rodents. I don’t have anything personal against these folks, but when I look at them, all I see is a human rat, who would be happier eating a piece of cheese than talking to the press.
My nominees for charter membership:
1: Mike Shanahan, coach of the Denver Broncos
2: Mike Krzyzewski, coach of the Duke Blue Devils
Any other nominations? (And their first name doesn’t have to be Mike.)