Yeah, the drowning scenario that’s in a couple of other threads.
For me, it’s Anne all the way.
I’d save Anne Hathaway because it would be more difficult to train Natalie Portman to carry me into battle.
Okay, I laughed. Out loud. Nice one. 
She’s supposed to be very smart, which in theory should mean teachable.
I’d like to be professional about it.
I forgot to mention. Your sister’s girlfriend’s cousin a 2nd cousin to Anne. Your brother’s shop teacher is boinking Natalie’s hairdresser. Change anything?
Well, if you have a Smart phone you can look up the grosses of their last few films to try saving the most valuable. But… they die as you’re trying to do the math.
Whichever one’s closest.
No, just like the other threads, they’re equidistant, but in different directions so you can’t save both.
Would it matter if one of them wasn’t wearing panties?
Nah. I’d be using the cross-chest carry, not the tired swimmer’s assist. Now, if one of them wasn’t wearing a shirt or bra…
What, are you kidding? Natalie was born Jewish in Jerusalem. She’ll go into battle for me. It’s Natalie all the way.
Gary Oldman once shot at a woman near Reno just to watch her die.
Was she wearing panties?
He. Gary Oldman is a man.
Duh. The woman he shot.
Well, I know next to nothing about Gary Oldman’s sexuality.
I think he shot her with his panties. Just aimed them like a rubber band and let fly.
She had to wear a lace bandage.
Hmmm… I wonder which of them Gary would save. And which Jesus would save? And would the panty thing matter to Jesus?
I am not a biblical scholar, but I’m not sure I’ve heard if Jesus was a cross-dresser.
Do you think he was wearing panties under that gown? That outfit looks more like a dress than a pair of pants. And he was never seen with a prom date. Definite tranny.
I’d save Natalie. But if her gratitude wasn’t voluminous and unbridled (and she didn’t shave her head first), I’d feed her to my baby panda.