Natalie Portman, because in gratitude she’d collaborate on a paper with me so I’d end up with an Erdős number. I’d do so well in my Ted Talk explaining it (because she’d give me all sorts of tips on presentation, style, etc.) that I’d land a role in an upcoming feature film staring Kevin Bacon.
Surely you already have a Bacon Number. Everyone does!
Now look here, Anne Hathaway is at least 456 years old, clearly one of the undead. Almost certainly she will survive without my help. In any case, I do not want to be responsible for such a being continuing to walk the Earth.
Furthermore, it is very likely that she is chronically bad tempered, due to sleep problems suffered since her original husband’s death in 1616.
I’ll take Natalie.
That wasn’t her fault. Both Portman & Hayden what’s-his-name can act; they were just overwhelmed by the bad direction. Anyway, as I’m sure someone else has already commented, you can just put the movies in between action sequences and look at her.
Neither. Take photos. Sell them. Plastic surgery to make my wife look like Natalie.
If she’s undead, then this zombie thing is getting a lot of undeserved bad press. Plus, it means she can’y get pregnant anymore. Win win!
Scottish are we?
It figures. It seems highly likely that it is eldritch Scottish enchantments that are responsible for her undead condition.
Okay, it was already Anne Hathaway for me, but the steaming pile of awesome that is this video should silence any doubters.
Anne needs to grow out her boys haircut. Natalie all the way.
True, but she was required to cut her hair for her last movie, so she didn’t do it by choice.
She seems to be keeping it. Bad choice.