Oooh, I second Alan Alda. I tihnk he’d be a lot of fun.
Bob Costas
Madonna
Gerald Mann
Anthony Hopkins
William L. Allen
Peter Block
Horseflesh-
Sauron is already a Member .
5 time champ-
Bah. Surely an imposter. What would he know about passion? I’ll bet he doesn’t even know where his Ring is…
BTW, extrapolating from your nick, I’m guessing you’d be this person.
Mike Tyson, because we could piss him off, and theres nothing he could do. Of course I would mysteriously get sick right before the next Dopefest.
Anne Applebaum
S.M. Stirling or Harry Turtledove - Two authors who I’ve known as regular posters on other boards, both of them intelligent and well-spoken on a variety of topics.
Asia Carrera - I’ve heard she’s very much a webhead. Her viewpoint would be interesting on the various sex threads started here.
Penn Jillette - Another webhead. A talented and funny writer and outspoken on a number of topics.
Al Franken and P.J. O’Rourke - A combination that’d make for some great political threads.
Bermuda999 - Not a new poster, but he was one of the best posters we’ve lost on this board.
Steven Hawkings
Bill Maher
Jay Leno
Fran Liebowitz
Steven Spielberg
Bob Dylan
Ellen DeGeneres
Oprah
Michael Moore
William Lane Craig and Scott Klusendorf.
Oh, and Dr. Francis L. Beckwith.
Richard Feynman. Except he’s dead.
Joseph Campbell and Dante Allighieri.
Henry Rollins.
Let’s dangle some bait, shall we?
Black Flag was a poser band and Edie Brickell is a goddess! Bono should be named king of all that is good with rock and politics!
Henry, if you’re lurking, jump right in! Don’t be shy, now.
Steven Hawking us my #1 choice.
Bill Clinton is #2.
But, wouldn’t it be theraputic to pile-on Osama Bin Laden in the pit?
neil boorz. course he’d wanna be paid for it.
Blackbeard, David Cronenberg, Andy Sidaris, Julie Strain, Hugh Hefner, Mick Foley, Joey Pantoliano, Neil Gaiman, Clive Barker, John Stewart, Dee Snyder
The queen in the UK.
Peter York (English style analyst)
Danny Kelly (English football writer)
My ex boss (English wanker - nominated because he would have his immature, ignorant ideas torn to shreds within hours)
Thomas Pynchon (reclusive US author)
Paul Merton (English comedian)
Meera Syal (English comedian and writer)
Linda Smith (English comedian)
Stephen King, because it would make awesome Cafe Society conversations.
G. W. Bush because it would be funny to actually win a battle of wits for once.
David Rakoff because I just read his book, and he’s completely funny. It would add a new level to the forum known as BBQ Pit. After all, it’s one thing to be funny in person, but this guy can do it in writing and that’s what would be necessary on an MB.
David Bowie because it would just be enjoyable. Apparently he’s really big on the web, spends a lot of time surfing the web annoynmously. Oh god he could already BE a doper!! :eek:
I humbly suggest Jhonen Vasquez, and Gary Larson. THAT would be memorable, if not entirely pleasant to watch. 
Ranchoth
(…Maybe we could get Bill Waterson, too, and ask him why he doesn’t promote his work more. Then watch his verbal fireworks.)