I’d chose Melissa Auf Der Maur (the former bass player for Hole, now plays with the Pumpkins). I’m also weirdly attracted to Hilary Swank as a man.
**Gina Gershon
**Kate Winslet (in Heavenly Creatures or Jude, not Titanic)
**Ashley Judd
**Cammi Granato
I always try to do things in chronological order.
Wouldn’t require much switching, but, Angelina Jolie, yum.
I like it here-can I stay?
And do you have a vacancy for a Back-scrubber?
Well, if I had to switch – Gillian Anderson. She’s got that whole brains with glamour thing going.
I’m afraid, though, there’s nothing that could induce me to get near that Pamela Lee… creature. Trailer trash have more class than she does.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Dr. Frank’n’Furter, by night, he’s one hell of a lover.
David Bowie
The young Mick Jagger
Spalding Gray (not for the sex, for the conversation afterwards)
I think 8 months is enough time elapsed to warrant another thread on the same topic…
Well, I’m going to play anyway, since I am “mostly” straight (Thanks Doob ;-)…
Matt Damon
The Livin’ La Vida Loca guy (forgot his name)
Brad Pitt, if he lost that pussy attitude…
Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel,
a beautiful red steam shovel.
Her name was Mary Anne.
Benjamin Bratt of Law and Order
David Foley of The Kids In THe Hall
I’m afraid I’d pick Ross Perot or Bill Gates so I just won’t play.
Yet to be reconciled with the reality of the dark for a moment, I go on wandering from dream to dream.
I’d do that Nelle chick from Ally McBeal. She’s a hottie.
The Livin’ La Vida Loca guy (forgot his name)
That would be Ricky Martin.
I like it here-can I stay?
And do you have a vacancy for a Back-scrubber?
Um…well, I know, it’s stereotypical, but Natalie Portman. But not from Star Wars–the Leon look, but older.
And Audrey Hepburn from Breakfast At Tiffany’s. Also Angelina Jolie…um…Julia Ormond…
Okay, I admit it, I never finished my Female Fuckable Five list. Don’t shoot me.
Question authority–just not mine.
Man, I have a hard time thinking that way. Um, I’d have to go with these three just on personality alone.
Tom Snyder
Dennis Miller
Neil Gaimen
Are they hot? I have no idea. I just think they be great to have around on a regular basis.
God is my co-pilot. Blame Him.
Hmmmm. I’d have to go with Angelina Jolie or Debra Messing (Grace from Will & Grace).
And Esprix?? Nice quote - I love that movie!!!
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“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”
Shit! If I swung the other way, I’d be celebate! 
Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Way to go manhattan for being so bold. (Michael Madsen)
I’m agreeing with Bricker about the androgynous part - I’d say Johnny Depp. He’s plays a pretty good tough also (ala Donnie Brasco).
Ed Norton. I just admire his acting.
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Ahh yes, thank you Psy.
MrK, Tom Snyder? Isn’t that Bo Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard??? I guess it would be cool to hang out with someone who always entered the car via the window! 
Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel,
a beautiful red steam shovel.
Her name was Mary Anne.
That was John Schneider. Tom Snyder does/did a Late Show.
Anyhoo, if I was gay, I’d probably have more sex with women. Sure seems to work that way with all the gay guys I know.
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Shadow of the Pigeon -
Weirdo of the Night
Gillian Anderson in a heart beat.
Sarah McLachlan.
Ani Difranco(who does play for both teams)
Carrie-Anne Moss, she’s GREAT!
honeywink I know you’d love to watch me.
I am a fire whose flames lick and spit at the boundless sky forever desiring wonderous consummation
-me
Well… actually, I’d rather have been goosed by Idina Menzel or Daphne Rubin-Vega, and had coffee with Kellie Martin or Alex Kingston… since you ask. But since this is dedicated to the concept of playing for the other team… sure, that would’ve been cool.
- Rick