Oh for the love of Cecil!, settle these silly bouts with Google Fight!:
Giant rabid badger
(893 results)
Versus:
Giant rabid shrimp
(576 results)
The winner is: giant rabid badger.
Since there is no shrimp state this is the logical result! 
Is the shrimp prepared?
Echoing that shrimps can’t get rabies, here.
Maybe the shrimp could be just abnormally enthusiastic . . .
That isn’t accurate.
Anyone with a brain knows a giant metal dragon that causes earthquakes and kills anything that even thinks about doing anything to its territory kills a 6-foot tall acid spitting spider thingy with a psychotic mummy with a machine gun, simply because if the spider misses…
Guess what characters from what series of awful tv I’m talking about and win a cookie.
And the funny misread thread title of the day is:
“giant rabbi shrimp”
You know, I wanted to write something about eating the shrimp afterwards and therefore rooting for the badger, but then I saw that green_bladder beat me to it 
Oh well, the shrimp is 200 feet tall, so there should be enough for both green_bladder and myself. That’s a relief at least 
But the mantis shrimp will eat you before lunch!
Oh, not if my badger has a word to say about that 
Well, now I have to go with the shrimp. It tried to have God on its side, but being inherently non-kosher its application was rejected. Angry at such a dismissal, the shrimp turned to the powers of darkness, and now can channel the powers of HELL!
Ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh I know!
The Lord of the Rings!
What if they’re both cyborgs?
WRONG!
Pokemon for the metal dragon (Aggron SMASH!)
Digimon for the spider and mummy (Arukenimon(the spider)/mummymon(Duh…)
HAW HAW HAW!
HUH HUH HUH?
What is HAW HAW HAW!?
Godzilla would kick all their sorry asses!
But the shrimp would shoot lasers at him!
Geez, I’ve been reading about mantis shrimp and I’m beginning to think the badger would definitely have its paws full. Who needs lasers–they can smash and slice. A 3.5 inch shrimp can break a finger. Imagine what a 200-foot one could do.
I hope this battle takes place at least 100 miles from me.
Obviously, neither one would “win;” they’d fight for a while, eventually realize it was all a misunderstanding, then team up and beat the stuffing out of the giant rabid walking catfish.
C’mon, some normal size Mantas Shrimp have been documented as hitting with the same force as a .22 caliber bullet.
I love this thread!
Really, though, it would all depend on which one could fit inside the shrimp transmuter. I think the badger would have some trouble with this, you know, given his size (pre 200 foot).
We’d also have to know whether they have ER or Pulse lasers, and what size.