Who's horney right this minute?

Constantly.

Since I am male, I think about sex, like, 10 times a day.
So…I was born horny.

Horny? Sex? Huh?

Of course… it seems to be the norm around here. I’ve got the sex drive worse than a 16 year old guy half the time.

Amazingly enough, I’m really not that horny at the moment. I think my hormones have started to subside in the last few months. Which isn’t to say I’m never horny - I spent the day with my girlfriend yesterday, shopping and getting dinner and walking on the beach, and I can’t say her presence didn’t have some effect on me… :wink: But it was somewhat melancholy at the same time, since she left this afternoon to spend three weeks in Spain on a school trip. When she gets back, I go to Hawaii, and she’ll be in Atlanta at a leadership conference, so it’ll be another two weeks or so apart. I’m really missing her already, and I don’t even get to see her again until the 12th… Maybe I should have held off until after this trip to get together with her. Nah, it’s worth it. I’m so incredibly happy with her (and she with me), even if we do miss each other. And besides, with all of the crap that’s gone on in her life recently, she deserves some time away from her family.

…Well, that got a tad personal, didn’t it? Answered the question a few times over, I think… off to update the LiveJournal and spill my guts.

Honestly?, damn not feeling horny (6:50 am in the morning where I live, not a time where I get to horny usually)

Well, hell, if I knew this OP was here a half hour ago, I’d have come in and said “YES”.
But, um, a half hour ago, I was busy taking care of that particular itch.

[sub]Anyone have a cigarette?[/sub]

MEMEME!!!

I’m always horny…damn, where’s Dave to flirt with when I need him…

dancing I’m hawney! Hawney hawney hawney! I’m hawney! Hawney hawney hawney tonaaaat!

That’s ALL? Man! I think about sex about 10 times a minute!

I’m still horny, BTW!:eek:

You just had to go and tease the rest of us didn’t you?
pout Yeah, I’m horny there’s nothing to do about it. The one guy that could help me with that is probably with his oh so sweet and innocent girlfriend right now.
sigh Teenage sex drive and angst are horrible.

Kitty

After reading the other messages, yes…

Horny?

Nope. :slight_smile:

Am I wondering why aha seeks this knowledge?

Yep.

Always.

:raises hand:

The SO has been out of town for five days now.

He comes home tomorrow night and I plan on riding him like a…

Well, you get the picture.

[Keeping both hands where everyone can see them]

Memememememememememememememe! Maybe we should have a big DopeOrgy…?

[/Keeping both hands where everyone can see them]

Enh, I’ve just sort of given up on being horny. It’s been weeks since I was last horny. Oh, sure, I masturbate, but who doesn’t? (That was a rhetorical question.)

::Raises his ummmmm… hand, yeah, that’s it, hand in the air and waves it wildly::