Why am i so horny...

Factual Questions
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…all the damn time? Pretty much what you expected, huh?
They say that the average man thinks about taking the skinboat to tunatown about every 6 seconds, but shit, I never thought it would happen to me. But here I am, friskier than ever I was in High School, and I’m only 23! It’s not like I am old and on viagra.
And I don’t know why! I see hot chics <ahem> sorry, attractive young ladies, at the gym and at work and at the mall and everywhere.
And all I can think is stuff like “Man, I want to lick her.” I won’t go into the seedy detail of my twisted little mind, but these thoughts are consuming my every waking moment! Even right now I am thinking of a co-worker who is here during the day and thinking “I wonder what color her nipples are…”
I hope no one is offended by this, and if so, sorry, but I can’t help it.
I’m not a womanizer, and I wouldn’t act on these thoughts-I have gf that I am in love with but she just moved to our new house and my transfer isn’t effective til april-but I am going crazy here!
What’s up widat?
Snoogans

“I was being honest, @$$hole, I would expect YOU to know the difference.”
~~John Bender in The Breakfast Club.
Talk to me, baby! mcdsanti@hotmail.com

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Maybe your so horny because you open your big trap to nonsensical topics resulting in your inability to get laid? Just a theory… anything to add, Cecil?

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were all the other replies moved or accedentily lost in the upgrade? i seem to remember many more posts thean this.

eggo

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No, this is me being inspired by Shayna’s-may she live forever!-posting. Her’s has a Capital “I”.
This other guy (shaun) is ultra pissed. He must have missed the recipe for homemade prozac on the KFC website. Bummer. He may be made becuse he is so misinformed about modems. Who can say? :smiley:

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You might be thinking of the “Why am I so horny…” (during my period) post. I did look for it, figured two minutes of trying was enough.