Who's likely to show up at Oscars half naked or tackily dressed?

Again, why would Rose McGowan be there? She’s not involved in any Oscar projects and she’s not a particularly high-profile star at the moment, as you’ve mentioned.

Hmm, well those are good questions.

Be even better if I had any answers, but she just popped into my head. Maybe because she’s the current anointed one and that’s gotta chafe sometimes? I gots nothing really, her name just came to mind.

Rose McGowan could always be there with someone, right? You certainly don’t have to be currently hot to just be there, and it wouldn’t be a huge shock if she took advantage of the opportunity to draw a little attention to herself.

Who was the chick several years back who showed up (I think she announced something) in a dress made from American Express Gold Cards fitted together?

That one sticks out for me. IMO, the outfit doesn’t have to be barely there to be tacky as hell. LOTS of celebs either get grandiose dreams of the red carpet or decide to take fashion risks. It makes it fun to play along at home…

I just hope that, someday, Trey Parker and Matt Stone get nominated again.

I’m sure you all remember the last time the South Park boys were in attendance. (If that link doesn’t work, here are Googe Image search results.)

Do ya HAVE to be involved in a project to get an invite? And McGowan, though not an A list star, is definitely near the top of the B list. Everyone knows who she is because she’s got so much hottie cred. I bet she could be arm candy for a lotta guys.

Now that Madonna’s pushing 50, she’s making a concerted effort to flaunt that booty while it’s still possible. I watched that video of hers and thought, “Only 20 years ago, having my face right up in Madonna’s cervix seemed like such an impossible dream, but now…”

Not to sound unduly cynical, but I think the best way to come up with candidates is go to Maxim Magazine Online and look fro a hottie whose career is breaking upward enough to get her an Oscar nomination.

Warning: prolly Not Safe for Work but not a porn site: lotsa scantily dressed models posing sexy. Even more warning: I’ve got broadband and the site STILL takes forever to load. Full of bells and whistles. But I guess the laddies are OK with that …

Given that she was nominated for an Oscar herself (for Dancer in the Dark), I expect she’s received at least one invitation.

That was the costume designer for Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Don’t think she was shooting for movie-stardom, she definitely got attention on the home front and it may have helped her design career.


On another note, I love Bjork and thought the swan dress was adorable. I don’t have any kind of Oscar worship and think if people want to turn up in something quirky then to hell with Joan Rivers and the best-dressed list. I’d rather see that than yet another tired prom-dress.

I wouldn’t call Bjork’s outfit trashy. If someone else wore it, maybe. But on her, it was just silly and quirky. That’s what Bjork does. It’s like Cher-we always know she’ll wear something totally outrageous, and we’d be disappointed if she didn’t.

If you want trashy, how about Fishstick Paltrow’s gothic Heidi ensemble from a few years ago? That was nasty. The SIL Pepto gown would have been okay if it had fit. Oh well, she should be happy, after all, she’s got Cate Blanchette’s Oscar sitting on her mantel.
Yes, Evil Captor, you need to have an invite, or be involved with a nominated project. There are only so many seats and they go quickly.

The closest you might come would be if Star Jones was still doing the Red Carpet for E! Now THERE’S a disaster waiting to happen.

Lindsay Lohan took an early lead this week http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/tittletattle/article_2128740.shtml

Here’s a gallery of memorable oscar dresses.

Let’s not forget the backless dress. The entire back of the dress was a belt that was at most an inch wide.

Our Hottie, who art McGowan
Perfect be thy curves
Thy flesh be bare
On screen and in the jpeg.

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Oh, lordy, did you see her rap video on SNL?

Too tasteful! (Except for Charlize Theron’s ruffles, Sandra Bullock’s feathers, and Uma Thurman’s full-court frump.)

And ugly. Don’t forget ugly.

I’ll take Kate Winslet’s dress from last year. That was absolutely gorgeous.

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to judge that dress on any aesthetic merits, other than the amount of skin it showed.

The last bit of Oscar fashion I really noticed was the series of pins worn by the LOTR folks. The man who designed and made those pins has been making Tolkien jewelry for decades. He sold me a gollum ring in the eighties. Either I lost that ring at a Chinese restaurant a few years ago, or it’s lost somewhere in my apartment. My precious, where is it, my precious? We needs it!

how about this?
http://entertainment.ivillage.com/gossip/redcarpet/0,,8slppmfj,00.html