GaWd, IIRC one of the things you liked best about me was when I complained about how I can’t get any. I’m STILL not gettin’ any.
You also liked naked people. 95% of the time I am at the computer…I’m naked!
Please don’t drop me off the list! 
Michi, I think it’s so cool that you’re as celibate as me, and now you’re nudin’!
You’re still on that list, for damn sure…but the girls are getting rabid over this whole thing! 
-Sam
I officially add DRY to my list:
Mr Bear, VB, Danielinthewolvesden, Coldy, pipefitter, Bratman, Soulsling, dpr, Sealemon, DRY, Mr C, Milo, Mully, Paddy, JBurton, SouthernStyle, Davew, Nerd.
And, I will do that, except not to the Pit. I can’t stand the language in there. Too much for my tender sensibilities. 
dpr, you’re a dear, but I don’t quite believe you on that. BLUSH
I will however, take you up on the snuggles…
<snuggling up to him, real close> MmmmmmMmmmmmmm…
See rule 24.3(b) on the previous page. Four times in a row!
Well, heck, most of my posts to the pit have been flirts. :eek:
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by DRY *
**
See rule 24.3(b) on the previous page. Four times in a row!
I stand corrected. But I have yet to make yours. sigh How many trashy things do I have to write for you?
Really, though, I understand. I don’t want you to spread yourself too thin.
Hon,
I think that DRY’s motto is “The More the Merrier,” although surely he would find a Shakespearean quote that meant the same thing but sounded classier.
And I think that somewhere in this voluminous thread, he already added you to his list. But I don’t have three hours to plough through it and tell you where.
Have a wonderful day!
Scotti
You are so right. And we love him for making such good use of the Bard, don’t we?
Thanks! I’ll take your word on being on his list. You’re there too? Nice company I’m in.
Have a great day, yourself.
Are these lists still open? I thought I was too late…
I’m available for laminating (or something anyway <blush> )
Thinks hard about who to put on her list…
Aw, honey, you’re never too late to make a list on this board!
And if one list is closed, just hang in-another list will rise from the ashes very shortly.
I have not met you before, so hello and welcome to the best little board in Texas! And Washington, and CA, and FLA, and…well, you catch my drift.
Enjoy!
Scotti
To quote someone else besides Shakespeare (for once):
In replying TO YOU and your comment that you made three lists in a row, I mentioned that you made FOUR, and referenced DRY’s rule 24.3(b), which reads
[sub]Great…what an ego–now I’m quoting myself[/sub]
Meaning, that since I made your list, you were to be automatically added to mine. Hence the “four”.
AS IF I’d leave the only lady off my list that’s EVER written me a mash note on this board! :eek:
Consider yourself added.
DRY: pardon my asking (but we are here to fight ignorance aren’t we?) but what’s a mash note?
More or less a love/lust letter. Strutter’s note to me was in this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21348&pagenumber=4
DRY,
I humble myself before you. How could I have doubted? (Jealous females…)
Scotti was kind enough to inform me that I was, indeed, on your list. Thank you. Made my week. Hell, made my month. I can’t believe you linked to the site where that note was…erg. I could have done so much better…alas.
big smooches to you…
struuter
Thanks mate. I feel more enlightened already.
Mash note… must remember that one.
Yes, these list are still open. next, “laminating”, eh? that sounds like it would require TWO men, and you.
You should start with the incredibly charming man who started this thread- modesty forbids me to mention the name.
Now since I’ve been here a little longer
I’ll make a new list.
In no particular order,
everyone is first,
I want them all, can I?:D:D:D:D
Montford
iampunha
Dry
soulsling
Tymp
Moe
astrangefish
Wonko The Sane
Gawd
oldscratch
Danielinthewolvesden
Monster104
ChiefScott
Democritus
Myrr21
Juggler
Dpr
Osip
Handy
Dropzone
Pipefitter
anniz: if you get us ALL, you’ll have to have the “Private” folks film it.
Well as long as I’m first…
Yay! Another list! Anniz is hereby officially added to mine by default.
First of all, I have to apologize for misspelling your name as “strutter”. (Thank you for not pointing it out–I would have in your situation. However, you or anyone else would have to be REALLY lame to misspell “DRY”.)
Scotti’s a very special lady. Most of the cunning bitc…I, mean, kind ladies here would have torpedoed me (“DRY? He hates you!”). But Scotti’s different (mostly because she got caught by me flirting with Dropzone AND Monster in a different thread). But hey, I’m not jealous.
[sub]unless you don’t vote for me in the Mr. Beauty thread, which you didn’t, grumble, grumble[/sub]
As for linking the thread with your note, I beg to differ–I thought it was great! (And even if you didn’t, this has the benefit of reinforcing to you that, should you do better, I’ll make sure you get your justly deserved publicity, as I do ALL ladies who are kind to me.)
[sub]Think of it ladies–a prolific poster with no life who’s always on the boards–tooting your horn [insert double entendre here]. Think of how valuable (and pleasurable) that would be![/sub]