Who's sexier with a snake?

[Superfluous_Parentheses]

Well, I’m going for the clothed stripper. I know that scene has a lot of haters, but it works for me.

[Malthus]

@ralph124c

I believe that the snakes used in these shoots are all pythons, so they are trying to wrap themselves around these chick’s bodies, as preparation to asphyxiating them (then eating them).
How do you prevent this? Anyway, what is so erotic about having an animal wrapped around you, who views you as a potential meal?

They are too small.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@ralph124c

I believe that the snakes used in these shoots are all pythons, so they are trying to wrap themselves around these chick’s bodies, as preparation to asphyxiating them (then eating them).
How do you prevent this? Anyway, what is so erotic about having an animal wrapped around you, who views you as a potential meal?

I think it’s only erotic for the viewer, not the naked lass; and the snake is very clearly a phallic symbol.

[Munch]

@ralph124c

I believe that the snakes used in these shoots are all pythons, so they are trying to wrap themselves around these chick’s bodies, as preparation to asphyxiating them (then eating them).
How do you prevent this? Anyway, what is so erotic about having an animal wrapped around you, who views you as a potential meal?

They probably just keep the snake well fed.

[garygnu]

Mary Louise Parker

http://trueslant.com/mikeharvkey/files/2009/05/mary-centerfold-weeds.jpg

[Superfluous_Parentheses]

@garygnu

Mary Louise Parker

http://trueslant.com/mikeharvkey/files/2009/05/mary-centerfold-weeds.jpg

OK, that’s much cuter than a naked lady with a snake should be.
I’m not sure I’d switch my vote, but still…

[Biggirl]

@garygnu

Mary Louise Parker

http://trueslant.com/mikeharvkey/files/2009/05/mary-centerfold-weeds.jpg

I gotta agree. She’s adorable. But damn is she pale. You can barely see her against the background.

[BwanaBob]

What about Joanna Cassidy in Blade Runner?

[Spoke]

@garygnu

Mary Louise Parker

http://trueslant.com/mikeharvkey/files/2009/05/mary-centerfold-weeds.jpg

I call body double on that one.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@spoke-

I call body double on that one.

No, just airbrushed. She’s naked a lot.

[Spoke]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

No, just airbrushed. She’s naked a lot.

She is, but her 40-something ass doesn’t look that perfect. (Unless she has discovered an antidote to gravity.)

[NDP]

I picked Salma. That being said, I’m a little disappointed that Rachel Weisz wasn’t among the nominees.

The photo was on the cover of Esquire so I don’t think it should be too objectionable. Nonetheless, I’m going to wimp out and tell everyone to do a GIS search under “Rachel Weisz” and “snake.”

[Biggirl]

@Enright3

woah. So are you saying you saw that movie? What did you think of it? I might have to Netflix it for the Lucy Liu factor, but otherwise it doesn’t look so good.

I actually caught some of it as my son was watching it on Skinamax. I was all like, is that Lucy Liu? WTF? Is she cutting off her foot with a can? WTF? Why is she having sex in a snake pit? WTF?

[BigT]

@spoke-

She is, but her 40-something ass doesn’t look that perfect. (Unless she has discovered an antidote to gravity.)

Did you not notice how blurry it is? They really, really airbrushed the heck out of it. Or maybe even shot it out of focus.

Plus, I wonder if anyone gets plastic surgery on their butt.

[Oslo_Ostragoth]

@BigT

Plus, I wonder if anyone gets plastic surgery on their butt.

Umm, yeah. Ain’t Hollywood standards great? The words “Hell” and “handbasket” come to mind.

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

@Biggirl

I actually caught some of it as my son was watching it on Skinamax. I was all like, is that Lucy Liu? WTF? Is she cutting off her foot with a can? WTF? Why is she having sex in a snake pit? WTF?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa - you walked in on your son watching a nudie flick? Okay, that’s gonna cost him a few years in therapy, right there. Men have boxes in their brains labelled “Mom” and “sex”, and we take very great care to make sure those boxes nevernevernever touch.

[Mariemarie]

I have to go with Samuel L Jackson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A

[Koxinga]

@BigT

Did you not notice how blurry it is? They really, really airbrushed the heck out of it. Or maybe even shot it out of focus.

Plus, I wonder if anyone gets plastic surgery on their butt.

I don’t suppose anal bleaching is what you have in mind. But in world where that’s possible, then anything’s possible.

[Biggirl]

@Slow_Moving_Vehicle

Whoa whoa whoa whoa - you walked in on your son watching a nudie flick? Okay, that’s gonna cost him a few years in therapy, right there. Men have boxes in their brains labelled “Mom” and “sex”, and we take very great care to make sure those boxes nevernevernever touch.

If he was gonna be traumatized he shouldnta been watching in the living room. I wish he had those boxes then he wouldn’t try every trick up his sleeve to get me to watch 2 Girls 1 Cup.
P.S. He’s 23

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

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