Poll to come…
Dangit. I was coming in here to make a snarky comment about one of the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz (the coroner, obviously!), then pick Tyrion Lannister for real.
Middle-earthian dwarfs just don’t do it for me, I’m afraid.
Studly, in an easy win over Horny and Sleazy.
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Are we talking about the movie? The guy who plays… Ori I think… is a very unfortunate looking person.
Kili I believe is the intended beefcake in the film, so I’d guess him.
Bofur (sic) is my favorite, mainly because he’s played but the only actor I’ve heard of, and actually gets quite a few lines. But not an attraction thing.
Since I’m not into male dwarves, I’ll pick the hot bearded women.
Doesn’t book-Tyrion lose his nose or something?
Yeah seriously, where’s Tyrion?
I was going to suggest KPD 0005+5106 but… never mind.
What-no love for Bashful?
Carrot Ironfoundersson.
Burnin, the dwarf that tried to seize Smaug’s hoard before Thorin.
I came in to say Martin Klebba, but that was when I thought the OP meant real dwarves. :smack:
Thorin’s Company is a bunch of dwarves. Klebba having beers with Dinklage is a couple of dwarfs. Or Little People is more PC for some.
This one:
This one
Well, Sneezy probably has a temperature.
Who is most dwarfalicious? That rather depends upon how they’re prepared. Are they to be roasted slowly, finely minced and boiled, or sat upon and squashed into jelly?
Seconded (I voted for Thorin in the poll, though - yummy).
Huh. Clearly never read it as a difference in Tolkien universe aside from a spelling quirk, but then never got all that “into” it aside from reading and watching the trilogy.
Aidan Turner, the charming hottie vampire from Being Human, plays Kili. He looked a lot hotter as a vampire.
ETA,the actor who plays Fili is also a hottie though. But it is tellign that I didn’t even realise that. Something about stubble = still sexy and beard = completely out-of-sex-category, probably.
Thorin is quite the looker without the makeup as well.