Professor Frink! He makes you laugh, he make you think. . .
If it were not for the damn monkey. . . Glavin!
Or Maggie- after all she is quite handy with a gun for an infant, having shot Mr. Burns, and then a group of Fat Tony’s Mafia types to protect Homer (the Springshield episode).
Otto Mann:
“As the only adult here, I feel I should say something: COOOOL!”
“Don’t worry, I repeated the fourth grade. Twice! And look at me now - I drive the school bus!”
Wisdom.
And don’t forget the best Otto quote, in Lisa’s nightmare:
“Yeah, I was at Brown. Almost got tenure.”
I gotta go with Maggie on this one…keeps her mouth shut…has good motives for shooting people… i.e. Mr. Burns and the mob guys…
Milhouse: You said you could lipread!
Bart: I assumed I could.
I think the wisest character is Mr Bergstrom, Lisa’s substitute teacher from the first season.
Fat Tony.
His “But what if they don’t like bread …” dialogue with Bart is the finest display of Aristotelian logic in the history of the show.