I nominate myself for having been banned 4 times.
Uh… Yeah. I’ll self nominate myself.
Going in chronological order from pretty much the beginning, my list of shame. Please don’t laugh, I have gotten smarter than the thread I started titled “EVERCLER RULES!!” (yes, with the caps lock on… I hang my head in shame.
These are all the stupid threads I have started:
What the hell happened?!?! (locked btw)
n e dopers 15-17 years old? (oh god, I totally forgot about that one… It’s so sad I even used “n” and “e” for "any)
JFK shot himself (I still stand by this)
Stupid thing I did to show I wasn’t afraid of anthrax (right after september 11th… and yes it was only the flu)
The thread that exists for the sole reason of raising your post count
“Life is back to normal” or “America is so brainwashed we can’t respond rationally” Which led to the pit thread:
How often do you start a thread?
timeline/ranting/random comments from this allnighter
After that I got a little bit smarter…
Chumpsky, who is a fountain of Jabbering Roundhead Madness.
If there was a movie entitled Red Dawn Of The Dead, Chumpsky would be rooting for the Commie Zombies. :smack: :rolleyes:
I’ll nominate myself for being the most invisible poster here. Hm, I wonder why no one else has already posted that about themselves.
Hey! What the heck are you saying? 
As it happens, I’m on the fast computer, so I guess I can… (this list does not include threads which have been double-, triple-, or even quadruple-posted)
Happy Birthday, Cartooniverse and Medea’s Child!
[url-http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2143147#post2143147]The 25 Most Influeni ial New Rock Artists, @21-25 (since the only reply was by me, it doesn’t count)
Update: A Well-Deserved Break! (the only replies in this thread are authored by me… one was in fact a double-post)
Now, I’m not proud of most of these…
F_X
Darn. Try this link and spelling instead:
The 25 Most Influential New Rock Artists, #21-25 (since the only reply was by me, it doesn’t count)
F_X
I’m pretty bad.
I talked about cheese with “cummin”
had no idea it was disgusting. * And* I make a lot of spelling mistakes.
He said the name! He said the name!
Now I’ve gotta go paste bible pages on the wall and cover the windows with tinfoil again.
RickJay, I stopped reading that thread after the mention from some other poster about his semen possibly burning holes in the cotton. That was an incredibly odd thread. :eek:
RickJay! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Here’s my one attempt at satire on the board:
[A Petition to Congress](http://www.boardreader.com/scripts/texis.exe/viewthread?query=SDMB%20Asylum&ttype =&postid=3dd649eaf0)
I worked on this post for several days and did several drafts, as well as e-mailing a mod to make sure I was placing it in the right forum. Total responses: Zero.
And then to add insult to injury the Great Winter permanently removed my thread from the board and my longshot hope of someone stumbling upon the thread and making a post went poof.
Meanwhile a thread started almost simultaneously about a doper having a neighbor accidentally see his “tallywhacker” garnered multiple responses and five times the views.
Me, the worst poster? Nah, but I definitely felt like the most pathetic poster for a little while.
That was ummm… quite a post . Now that was a post. Yep, that was a real post. If there’s ever been a post, that was it.
Kamelion, who??? And I seem to hear somebody but can’t quite seee…Dead something with an A.
If banger was British (s)he would be the wurst poster here.
Bah! My genius will be recognized years from now when you are all dust! Then we shall see who has the last laugh!!
To put it tactfully, I find Jet Jaguar to be consistently full of BS. 
<sulk>Nobody nominated me. And it’s Christmas, too!</sulk>
NO!
He was so entertaining…