Frank Langella in Lolita
He played Richard Gere’s ho’ taming father and is in the opening scene, taming a whore. And to all you guys complaining about how you only get to see women’s bushes. I’m talking about full frontal and we women cannot help it our parts are neatly folded and tucked away, can we?
Oh! Let’s not forget the naked wrestling scene in Borat.
In an aptly titled movie I can’t believe I saw, someone sported a lot of wood up real close in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.
I had blocked that POS from my memory, so in my most sarcastic voice…Thaaaaks Paaalllll:dubious:
Err, by “a lot”, do you mean one? Aside from the aforementioned brief shot of Alfie Allen in a sex scene prior to The Incident (and one can hardly count the dismembered dick-in-a-box shot), there aren’t any others that I can think of. Collegehumor even did a little skit about it, where some female fans complain about the inequality in gender nudity on GoT (well actually, HBO in general).
Also very surprised nobody has yet mentioned Willem Dafoe for the very memorable scene in Antichrist.
And to make it more fun, we also got to see him in naked alien form, smooth as a Ken doll.
That’s preposterous. Sure, like all other shows there’s a lot more female nudity, but the ratio of FFM to FFF is a much, much higher on GoT. In addition to Hodor and pre-op Theon, there’s the assassin who tried to poison Daenerys in S1, there’s Olyvar the male prostitute in S4, and undoubtedly there’s a few more which I don’t remember. (Khal Drogo, maybe?)
Compare that to The Sopranos which never showed a naked penis during its entire run, as far as I can recall.
Observing the two click rule to a website of nude though non porno photos of now-dead celebrities they say Jews ran Hollywood but plenty of goyim obviously worked in front of the cameras
I don’t believe that actually is James Dean. Not shown but available elsewhere, I think the man in the Pat Boone dick in the box is just some guy who looks like Boone. Also available elsewhere is Brando fellating Wally Cox. The Brando-figure is in profile but his ear is not shown, making positive identification difficult. Brando later said it was indeed him, but being Brando could have been talking silly as usual.
How could I forget Javier Bardem in the naked bullfighting scene in Jamon Jamon?
Khal Drogo definitely never showed dong. I think you are confused because while yes, they do occasionally show males appearing to be nude, they are usually careful to obscure the cock (like for example this scene where the Sparrows are punishing two guys, who are clearly naked, but one is in shadow and one is covered with his arm, breaking link: incoherent.net /wp-content/uploads/2015/04/vlcsnap-2015-04-16-12h19m26s450.png). Even the gay sex scene with Renley in one of the earlier seasons did not actually show any penis. Looking it up, it appears you are right about Olyvar, albeit it was brief, he was shown in two separate scenes. I’m not finding any reference to this alleged assassin cock shot though, nor any others, and I certainly don’t recall seeing any others myself.
I couldn’t think of the movie until just now.
There’s a scene in “The Sheltering Sky” that has John Malkovich in full frontal glory. The camera zooms in on his boy parts as he walks into a room, and then zooms back out.
Lotsa background danglers in Any Given Sunday
RIP Robert Loggia.
I don’t think I’ve seen so many dicks in movies. Maybe I’m watching the wrong movies.
Way, way, too many to count.
There’s a John Waters movie where a naked guy walks into a room occupied by one Queen Carlotta (Edith Massey, the Egg Lady in “Pink Flamingos”, which also has bare peens in it) and she says, “Nice pelt!”
In the commentary, he said he wanted the guy to have an erection, but decided not to because that would prevent the movie from being screened at mainstream theaters, even at midnight showings, in the 1970s.
I guess I only saw the original when it first came out, and only expurgated on TV since then!
Yeah, I think they were all “extras” but Cameron Diaz congratulated the one that stuck out.
M.C. Gainey in Sideways
Ewan McGregor in most of his movies
Probably everything already mentioned
Heck, in Pink Flamingos, it’s got a turkey neck attached to it. The penis isn’t even the shocking part of that scene. Way to upstage the penis, Mr Waters.