Whose dick have you seen?

I think you mean The Groove Tube, no? The opening scene where the dude chases the woman while both strip? I dont think there was any male nudity in KFM.

Man, I wish this was a photo required thread.

I recall the glimpse of Bruce Willis in Color of Night. Not much of a look really, but what was there, seemed quite adequate.

And Harvey Kietel in that crazy detective movie, but that’s about all I can remember.

I must have seen more, but nothing else comes to mind.

Most of the non-porn dicks I’ve seen have been mentioned, but:

Jamie Foxx in Django Unchained

It was CGI, but like Dr. Manhattan they took the trouble to animate an invisible penis on Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man. I don’t recall but you see his real one as well?

Sometimes he hams it up, so apparently he wants pork to join ham and Baconin some kind of magical, wonderful animal.

I, for one, welcome our meaty, free-swinging overlords.

It’s been a while since I saw the film, but, what about Ron Perlman in Quest for Fire?

Also, ISTR the stranded astronauts going au naturel in Planet of the Apes, before their capture, so, Charlton Heston perhaps.

I could be mistaken, of course.

Pretty sure Michael York bared it all in Logan’s Run, when he and Jenny Agutter changed out of their wet clothes.

Actually female clit is rare other than adult movies although pubes are more common.

The only thing I can add to the list is a couple main actors in Quadrophenia.

Having watched Showtime’s “Spartacus” (the entire series) it has occurred to me that I’ve seen a lot of Gladiator penis.
The most memorable penis that sticks in my mind though is the dude from Porky’s. If you’re a guy, and you’ve seen that movie, you know why.

Christopher Meloni’s, in Oz.

Well, ok. Actually, I’ve seen Dean Winters’, J.K. Simmons’, and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje’s. Also on Oz.

Well, ok, actually, I think I saw almost every cast member’s cock on that show. There was a lot of full-frontal nudity. Which had nothing to do with me watching the show, of course.

buddha_david – I still have not recovered from seeing Hodor’s johnson. It just seemed wrong, somehow. Knowing it’s a prosthetic doesn’t help much, either.

I see what you did there, and like it. :smiley:

You’re right, it’s The Groove Tube. (I get those mixed up)

I forgot my favorite! Eric Bana in Chopper.

Very Nice.
(yes, I’ve heard it’s not real, but I still want one.)

Not to mention the VD commercial!

Rather than make an exhaustive list, I’ll just mention The Wrestling Scene in Women In Love. Featuring Young Alan Bates & Young Oliver Reed…

Jonah Hill’s in The Wolf of Wall Street. Twice I believe.

Wierd thread but I’ll throw in. William Peterson in " To Live And Die In L.A." And wasn’t there a scene in, “The Fisher King” with Robin Williams and/or Jeff Bridges airing out the twig and berries in the park?

Vincent Gallo in “The Brown Bunny”, in the infamous blowjob scene.

Forgot to mention James Daughton (Greg Marmalard in Animal House) in The Beach Girls.

Bart Simpson in The Simpson Movie.

Those three blue guys in the movie “The Watchmen”.