You only get one punch and you can only pick one face, so think carefully:
OR
I’m leaning towards Ajit Pai at the moment.
Martin Shkreli by a long shot.
Get them into the same room and slam their faces together.
This is a trick question.
Set up punchmartinshkreli.com and punchajitpai.com
I bet sooner or later *somehow *you’ll find much more traffic going to the former…
Judging solely by the pictures posted in the OP, Martin Shrkeli in a no contest kind of deal.
Ajit Pai. I’m looking for a better picture. This one doesn’t capture his epic smug, smarminess.
There is nothing more punchable than Shrkeli. It is just impossible.
Martin Shrkeli, no contest. Pai just looks like a dork.
For the win.
Pharma Bro.
Repealing net neutrality isn’t likely to actually kill people.
Shrkeli looks like a coward and easily bought so tell him that you won’t punch him if he punches Pai for you. When he’s done that, punch Shrkeli anyway.
If you were directing a film, and you were working with an actor who grinned the way Shkreli does, you’d take him aside to explain that we’re making a movie, here, so there’s no need for the I’m-The-Villain smirk that performers use when a child in the back row needs help following the pantomimed storyline of a stage production.
I like it. Let’s make that happen, have your people call my people.
Pai’s teeth represent a punching hazard.
Shkreli.
Ajit would just get a Pai in the face.
When go away, take Pai.
I have to vote for Shkreli.
This is my favorite. it’s like you’ve outsmarted the Kobiashi Maru (or however you spell it).
If forced to choose one, I’d probably punch Shkreli.
I don’t like Pai.