You’re welcome. I was very pleased with my solution.
However, it occurs to me that in any real world situation no-one is going to actually restrict you to just the one punch to share between those two fucknuts, nor fail to offer the option of weapons. So my scheming would never really be needed.
Whichever I can catch, but Pai by preference.
Because Skredstain never promised to be anything but a Jerk, but Pai is supposed to be working for us!
Dante wrote that Hell has a special place for betrayers.
Ajit Pan, since his face isn’t currently being punished for his crimes. I’m honestly surprised there aren’t more altercations with these people.
Hating doofuses like Ajit Pai is understandable, but completely pointless. It’s literally his job to be a corporate patsy. If not him, it’d be someone else.
It’s interesting that in a nation awash in guns where tens of thousands die and go bankrupt from lack of healthcare there aren’t more health insurance CEOs getting got. Nor any bankers after the crash.
Only one punch? Definitely Ajit “Teeth of Doom” Pai.
Then I’ll wait for an offer to skullfuck Martin Shkreli in the ear.
Faces and names lacking, I’d guess.
Violent hotheads aren’t good at research.
Alternatively:
Tell Pai that it’s against the law for anyone to punch Shrkeli.
It will occur to Pai shortly that he can just grab Shrkeli and punch Marty with his own fists yelling “STOP PUNCHING YOURSELF!” while telling anyone who will listen that this innovative approach will lead to better outcomes for everyone.
Punch Pai in the face.
Huh - everyone is a winner!
Shkreli based on only punchableness of face. In terms of who I’d prefer, Pai wins. But Shkreli has the more punchable face.
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This is pretty much the first one I found googling. I think almost any Ajit Pai picture better illustrates his punchability than the weird Santa one.
FWIW, I vote for Pai.
If I only get one punch, I’m with running coach: punch Shkreli’s face with Pai’s face.
Shit, that’s an Indian Louis Litt face, which has been eminently punchable for the entire run of Suits.
Repeatedly.
Actually I gave this some more thought and decided Pai because his face looks like it might have a little bit more pudge and softness to give my fist a more comfortable, almost cushy landing than Shkreli’s.
I’m picturing this in slo-mo, and I think the idea pans out.
Or go to CERN and accelerate both faces to a large percentage of C before having them collide.
I’d pass on them both for a shot at Sarah Sanders and KellyAnn Conway.
It depends on which one I’m currently sitting next to.
Shkreli is in prison, while Pai is a government official. Just knowing that makes Pai more punchable.
A veritable Judgement of Solomon.
If I can’t do that, Shrkreli.
Martin Shkreli is the gold standard of faces you just want to pound and pound and pound until everything goes red and when you wake up the police are there and there’s a lawyer assuring you that as long as you keep your mouth shut no jury will convict as long as they see a picture of Martin Shkreli.
I am not saying Ma. Pai does not have a punchable face, but against Shkreki, there are no serious contenders. He’s in a league of his own.
