**Hypnagogic Jerk
Phantom Lamb**
[sup]From memory - sorry if misspelled[/sup]
My vote for most best self-description: Mean Old Lady
This is the one I came in here to mention. It fits me so well!
Ha, it means “the thief” in Irish.
I think Czarcasm is a great username.
I Love Me, Vol. I too.
I just wish he’d write about his law blog more often.
I like the Mean Old Lady name, wish I had it. 
So many of the names on here make me chuckle, when I see them.
Another vote for Qadgop the Mercotan.
BadBadRubberPiggy
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
**Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
Baby Fish Mouth**
Drain Bead lovelovelove
Oh! **Bob Loblaw **is great, too.
Not jealous particularly, but I think melodyharmonius and rachelellogram (despite her assertion to the contrary) are two of the best names on this board.
Left Hand of Dorkness, however, I am insanely jealous of.
I always coveted I am the Lorax.
Hari Seldon
What, no love for The grapist?
There’s a poster with the username Lemur. With zero posts. And that’s the reason I can’t be plain old Lemur. So yeah.
I always used to be jealous of Desmostylus, and then he got himself banned.
Actually, that’s one of the ones I intentionally omitted by specifying only “posters still around” in my post.
But I think you got the color a little off. 
Ellis Dee
Could be. I dunno what the gamma of the iPad is.
What?! Heart of Dorkness is my favorite! And I did appreciate the book.
Then there’s overlyverbose.