I’m a big fan of both **Unauthorized Cinnamon **and Fuzzy Dunlop. Both references to separate (but both amazing) HBO series.
Someday someone will be jealous of my name. Someday.
God help me Bob, since some idiot called you Bob Douche-A in a thread one time that’s how I pronounce your username in my head all the time.
Still not getting it. Little help, please?
I had not seen this name before, and have been chuckling about it all day! This might be my favorite Doper name now and I am totally jealous that I didn’t think of something witty like that.
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Mine, Bosstrain: train meaning there is no stopping it once it starts (or at least is very hard to), and boss as in the guy in charge (usually of said train to be exact). 
I gotta say, I imagine that few would dare enter into a flame war with Hot Flung Wok.
Thanks, buckety.
To be fair, Bosstrain is the first one to use jealous correctly. All the rest of us so far have been envious.
Indeed, it’s a slythe bit of humor.
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies always makes me smile.
I’m not exactly jealous or envious, but man I had enough problems telling myself apart from Broomstick, and now we have a Bosstrain. Things are going to get confusing for me.
My favorite has always been Freudian Slit. So much so that for a small time, my weekly trivia team was named Freudian Slit (the idea was to come up with the most punnish and dirty team name). 
There was also an old poster named Ottoerotic. Always get a chuckle when I think of it.
Oh, yeah, and I always wish I had though of Mathochist first.
Also, aforementioned BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed has always had some wonderful imagery for me.
Someone told that you aren’t half as clever as you think you are, but in your defense I corrected him.
‘You with the face’ makes me happy every time I see it.
Exapno Mapcase. I’m not really jealous I suppose, but I like it. I didn’t know what it referred to until I read some excerpts of Harpo Marx’s autobiography. I had a good laugh.
There are so many good ones around here.
Don’t worry my man, I’ll keep it straight for ya’ 
, and I’ll try and fix Broomstickif it breaks 
, but most likely I’ll say something that gets me banned soon enough, so you’ll just have to worry about the sweeping the floor and not the conductor blowing his whistle…Wahahaha, I made a funny
When I originally signed up for this site, I wanted the username **Your Name Here **but it was not available. I have never seen anyone post with that name.
Ulf the Unwashed always makes me giggle when I see it.
Another vote for Typo Knig too.
And carnivorousplant because carnivorous plants are cool. /Doctor Who