You took the shot. Full marks for that. I’ve certainly done worse in similar situations. (Yes, making a move absolutely terrifies me)
There will be other women. Keep trying!
Does she have a Web cam? I could try to hypnotize her that way.
Yo snooooop, my man, why don’t you try that hypnotism on some wimmin in California first.
Just to see if it works.
That’s the whole point … it DOESN’T work in California. It’s like there’s something in the air here that neutralizes my powers. The women out here won’t even fall for the old “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for” trick of Obi-Wan’s.
You don’t need no stinkin Webcam, it worked on a text-only system. It must have something to do with your font size.
Does size really matter?
I bought one of those font size enlarging pumps that they advertise in the back of “Hustler.” In the spirit of “Austin Powers,” let me say that “Font size enlarging pumps are my BAG, baby!”
Do the pumps really work?
Or do they just inflate your ego?
I dunno. Felt really good, though!
I guess that’s what counts.