Thank you for correcting my erronous text. You are so right. See, no one is perfect.
What about masturbation?
I can’t have my GF all the times I’m in the mood so I have to do with what I have. If I COULD have sex at the rate I masturbate my GF would be dead 
Once or even twice per day isn’t that crazy. That’s about my rate even with great weekend sex (usually only once but for a looooooooooong time). Sometimes I’ll get a quickie inbetween but not always.
Ho…
ARGH!!!
In response to the OP, sounds like a typical male to me.
Er… your place or mine?
You type pretty well for only using one hand
Oh I can’t post and do that at the same time. I can’t control my mouse with my left hand all that well
Hell, my GF tried giving me a BJ while I was doing something completely unrelated (she likes to do it when I’m talking on the phone with friends or when I’m reading someone online) and I just can’t continue talking or thinking. I can totally understand how a cell phone while driving can distract someone. I can’t do anything while getting road head except drive straight and not crash into the curb