Uh-oh. So I’m a Kenite forever? Even if I promise to be a perfect White Christian Zombie? Is there no hope for such as we? Is there truly no balm in Gilead?
Wail. Weep. Rend. Gnash.
Who’s got a beer? Might as well enjoy the ride.
Um. Does the occasional hiss or very loud meow count?
Maybe you’re only half Kenite.
If people shy away or snarl at my presence, and I’ve eaten an animal’s liver with a nice Chianti, what does it mean…?
Or are the fava beans really, really important…? 
Personally, I have to admit that I am fine with the belief that a good position for a Christian woman to be in is on top of a Jewish man. Maybe God’s Hierarchy isn’t all bad…
I dunno what you learned, but Mister Obvious is certainly not an expert on the bible - all that he’s an expert in is the inside of his own imagination. He claims that the bible makes numerous references to Kenites, citing verses that make no reference to Kenites at all. There is no indication anywhere in the bible for any of his claims about Kenites, and in fact a plain read of the serpent business that he quotes is clearly talking about an actual snake and not a four-inch tall evil jew.
You may, or may not, have heard the term “cherry picking”, which refers to when a theist picks out the bits of the bible that support their pet theory and then pretends that the possibly large portions of the book that disagree don’t exist. That allows them to get around the fact that the book is not as clear in its support of their theory as they wish it were What Mister Obvious is doing goes a step above that, picking out fragments of text and then making stuff up about what they say. This allows him to get around the fact the Bible doesn’t agree with him at all.
A person could read the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and if they read it the way Mister Obvious “interprets” the bible they could conclude that it’s a science fiction story about how a Dalek named Bob is having extramarital sex with a Vogon named Chippy. If they did so they would be an expert in something - but not the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Just like Mister Obvious is an expert in racist delusion-fantasy, but his acquantance with the bible is adversarial.
Now, if you wanted to learn about the actual bible, we have some actual knowledgeable people on the subject hanging around this message board. Many of them are jews, though - reading it in its original language, even. Wether they’re good jews or secret stealth vampire opposum jews, though, is anybody’s guess.
Don’t be a fool.
I have a few questions-
If G-d, doesn’t want Jews to have a nation in the Holy Land, how is it we have one?
If the false Jews are a few trillionaires, and the true Jews have all become Christians, what are the rest of the millions of people calling themselves Jews?
If the false Jews have so much power, why not just rule openly?
Do you want to touch my monkey?
You’re underestimating the extent that a stealth-Jew will go to to see the success of his or her operation. I believe your “self-hating girlfriend” and her “family” live in less than luxurious conditions, but I also know that a very committed operative will go to great lengths to achieve their mission. Could it be that you’re undervaluing the threat that you and Truth pose to their continued domination? Can you really not fathom the world’s top 0.00005% and their middle managers finding a few zealots to throw a spanner into the works? Of all things, you really think they can’t tamper with financial documents? Wake up; your racist-dating, self-hating, financially-limited girlfriend is merely pretending to be a good person.
*< looks around paranoically >
< whispers >
“Pod people.” *
There’s something wonderful about Mister Obvious arguing with Dr. Crap.
This thread is like watching “Naked Lunch.” There’s a thread of plot, but most of it is surreal entertainment.
We’re just missing Fatty McButterpants, Esquire.
That would explain why my keyboard has transformed from it’s large, clunky usual self into a strange green creature that ejaculates psychotropic fluid.
I’m gonna explode too ?! This is really not my day…
I laugh at the thought and fart in your general direction !If opossums are superior to French men, then why don’t they wear berets, huh ? HUH ?
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Your 13th “generation” thin blood “Dchooz” clanless perfi"dious" **mind **tricks won’t work on “me”, you vile mocker of “the” Truth, you ! In the *name *of Buffy the [del]Vampire[/del]Kenite Slayer, I overbuke thee !
Dr. Crap and others: let’s stay away from attempts to link Mr. Obvious and itsmeshh, (or any one else), romatically or sexually, (or fiscally, gastronomically, etc.).
It is enough to note that the “explanations” at which they hint, while never actually providing, are seriously silly stuff without attempting to cross into personal insult.
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Good thing Dick Cheney never voted Democrat.
This is no time for partisan cheap shots! Let our hatred for ignorance and our love of wacky conspiracy theories bring Dopers of all political stripes together.
Besides, what kind of a secret Jew would take as public a job as the VP’s job? No, your classic secret Jew will just rule the world from the shadows (being, ya know, vampires) and make the poor goyim dance for his pleasure with his untold trillions of filthy, filthy delicious dollars.In before “ah-hah Jewswine! Goyim means cattle!!!” (it means “foreigners”)
That’s just the way they roll.
Betcha can’t prove that he’s never eaten someone’s liver.