Mister Obvious’ girlfriend is not and never will be my favorite person. Quite frankly, she is downright whiny and childish at times. HOWEVER, the implication that she is not a “good person” goes too far. She may not be as nearly perfect as Tracie was or that I think he deserves, but outright malevolent behavior is NOT in her nature.
Presumably that lack of malevolence is a bad thing from Mr. Obvious’ point of view, given the whole “hating Jews” thing.
Whew! When I woke up this morning and saw that there hadn’t been any posts by the OP and his minion since last night, I was saddened. What was I going to do for my morning dose of crazy? I can’t rely on my students…they are dangerously sane. And some of them are Joos. But then here comes the minion to brighten up my day. Yay, minion!
As tomndebb said in response to Dr. Crap’s post, this is irrelevant to this thread. Both of you are now making negative comments about another poster on this board, which we don’t allow. So stop it. We don’t care (at least in this debate) about Mister Obvious’s romantic history or how an old girlfriend compares to a new one. If you have a problem with their relationship, itsmeshh, handle it off-board.
How can you tell?
My girlfriend’s not being malevolent is a very good thing, for both of us. It proves, beyond any doubt, that she is not a Kenite, but a true Israelite. She heard the Message of the Messiah and she answered with acceptance. Had she lived in Calvary almost 2,000 years ago, she would have stood among His Disciples, not among the angry mob of Kenites whose words were quoted in Matthew 27:25.
How can someone tell if he or she might be a Kenite? Since we’ve got a lot of attempted humor among the bashers of Whites and Christians, I thought I’d show you how real humor sounds by formatting these like a Jeff Foxworthy routine.
10 – If your favorite childhood games involved trapping small animals, a magifying glass, and bright sunlight, you might be a Kenite.
9 – If you own stock in the “Blacks on Blondes” (or other interracial porn series) franchise, you might be a Kenite
8 – If you’re on your third rhinoplasty procedure and your nose still looks like a buzzard’s beak, you might be a Kenite.
7 – If your hatred of Hitler is not accompanied by 200 times as much hatred of Stalin, you might be a Kenite.
6 – If you own a shirt depicting child-rape in silhouette with the caption “No More Virgins, No More Suicide Bombers”, you might be a Kenite.
5 – If you own a t-shirt having a set of crosshairs drawn over the abdomen of a pregnant girl’s silhouette and the phrase “One Shot, Two Kills” below it, you might be a Kenite.
4 – If you studied Criminal Justice in hopes of landing a Corrections Officer position at Guantanamo Bay, you might be a Kenite.
3 – If you secretly own stock options in an Ecstasy lab located on the oiutskirts of Tel Aviv, you might be a Kenite.
2 – If your fondest sexual fantasy is punishable as a Felony under the laws of most civilized countries, you might be a Kenite.
1 – If you spent eight years in the OBGYN program at Medical School to fulfill a childhood career ambition of practicing in the Abortion office of a Womens’ Clinic in the Deep South, you might be a Kenite.
One last joke to close out the post.
Q: How do you say “F**k you!” in Yiddish?
A: “Trust me!”
You slipped up there, you’re supposed to say how do you say fuck you in “Kenite”, by admitting you’re racist against Jews you threw that totally well crafted and utterly believable dodge about the fictional Satan-hybrids (they get better gas mileage, natch) who rule the world right out the window.
Now the scales have fallen from our eyes and, lo and behold, we realize your argument really is just anti-Semitic verbal diarrhea which makes stuff up in order to rationalize an irrational hatred and, more importantly, fear of Jews. And we had no clue at all before that post, you are just that clever and tricky.
You are a strange person, bud, even as white supremacists go.
I’ll play, though… why should people hate Stalin 200 times as much as Hitler, pray tell?
Because while Hitler engaged in a deliberate program of genocide to wipe out the entire Jewish race from anywhere Nazis set foot, and ended up butchering 12 million civilians in death camps and many, many million more in a world war that took our best and brightest and often slaughtered them. And all that while running his nation as a fascist fuck. Stalin was a paranoid lunatic who also happened to kill roughly 4-5 times the number of civilians that Hitler killed and instead of a fascist fuck, he was a dictatorial Communist fuck. Totally different!
And by Outrage Bingo rules, that’s, like, 200 times the outrage, man.
(Of course, hating Stalin 200 times more than Hitler but not hating Mao 17.5 times more than Stalin just shows that you’re a Kenite. That’s right, the OP is a Jew! He’s posting here to make racists look laughable and help us Jews take over the world, one internet message board at a time. Why, just this morning we conquered a small fly-fishing site for Canadian fly-fishermen. Today Canadian fly-fishing, tomorrow the world! )
Our primary rule here is don’t be a jerk, and ethnic slurs definitely qualify as being a jerk. This is formal warning. Don’t do this again, Mister Obvious.
I am sorry that having an opinion that is similar to that of the OP makes me a minion in your eyes. I am not sure I can make it through the day knowing this.
Paraphrased from an old Buddy Hackett joke. Apologies to all for inadvertently quoting Hackett directly in the original post.
It goes without saying you’re doing to Buddy Hackett’s joke what you did to scripture earlier. Hackett was Jewish and the joke was that there are no profanities in Yiddish, so Jews slyly use “trust me” instead. What that has to do with Stalin, child rape, and interracial porn (or the Beverly Hillbillies or Aerosmith) escapes me.
You almost sound suprised that a white supremacist might use a racial slur. :dubious:
I’ve banned Mister Obvious for being a jerk based on comments in a private message, and I’m locking this thread now. We welcome lots of unpopular views here, but being an ass is one of those things you “Kenite” do.
EDIT:
I’ve also banned itsmeshh for having a sock account. She was not a sock of Mister Obvious or vice versa, however.