Oh, it’s Modern Maturity. At first glance I was sure the mag read otherwise. Boy was my mind reeling.
I forgot to ask at the end of the post, what have you misread?
Maybe you, or your SO (depending on which is female, if any) has recently gained some weight.
Or maybe they are tired of waiting for grandchildren and have retained a professional to gestate one for them.
Usual disclaimer about fever and dayquil
Maybe you’re about to be an uncle.
Actually, the magazine Modern Maturity is put out by the AARP and they get it because they are a member of that group. It is Modern** Maturity** not Maternity .
Silly Rubes and his crazy ideas.
Whenever I’m flipping the channels on our TiVo I pass a Spanish station that’s sometimes showing a show called “Planeta U” or something. Every time I see it I think it says “Placenta U” and I go “EWWWW!”
Every time I see a print ad for McDonalds’ “Big N’ Tasty” I think it says “Big Nasty.” I’m guessing it works either way - LOL.