And then of course you have to consider that syphilis came from human sexual contact with sheep…
A semi-famous case in the court martial reports, United States v. Somebody-or-an-other. The defendant was a medical corpsman at the big Army hospital at Landstuhl, Germany in the early to mid 1960s. He was prosecuted under the General Article for conduct prejudicial to the good order and discipline of the armed forces incorporating some provision of the D.C. municipal code. The alternative was a charge of doing injury to a government animal (also under the General Article) but government ownership of the chicken, which did not survive the encounter, could not be proven.
Not surprised the deboned chicken didn’t survive.
And “ducks”? Yeah, get down tonite.
This reminds me of something my older sister told me about when she was studying languages in college.
From Dictionary.com,, the meaning of the verb “tup”:
Sorta gives new meaning to the concept of the “Tupperware party”, huh?
(All together now: “EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWE!”)
lieu-“Not surprised the deboned chicken didn’t survive.”
Why would you assume this? I don’t think the average erect penis is any larger in diameter than the average chicken egg. And chickens can lay eggs with absolutely no effort or straining at all.
:sheepishly adding:
From one of Cecil’s columns:
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Sheep can hear zippers.
Perhaps it’s because sheep can be easily “stump broke.”
Just wanted to say: I love this place.
Heh, but I’d suggest that maybe it’s a little longer and that the chicken is neither mashed in place while passing that egg nor does it experience the pleasure of having thet egg shoved back inside it “vigorously” a couple of hundred times. You cock a doodle do and I’d expect more than a little “squawk”.
OK, now I’m waiting for Why A Duck to show up and defend himself…
Seriously, since when was “Wow, you’re as long as a chicken egg!” considered a compliment?
When the chicken didn’t come first?
sorry…baaaad joke
Now back to the wool…
Oh geez. So I did some googling to see if I couldn’t dig up a cite for the sheep vs ducks thing…
What a terrible idea. Oh my virgin eyes.
Wozzer. A “couple of hundred times?”
No wonder I been striking out.
A new chicken crosses the road joke inspired by this thread.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To escape from the sex maniac!
You forgot the part about wearing knee-high boots. You put the sheeps hind legs into the boots!
Another joke is in order.
A novice sheepherder goes out to work for the summer with Old Jake, an accomplished shepherd. He asks Jake how he deals with his sexual urges when he is so isolated from women for such long periods. Jake says, "Why shucks, boy; I just go and hump one of the sheep. "
The lad is disgusted, but after a while, the sheep start to look pretty good, but he is afraid that Jake will laugh at him. “Hell no, boy, I won’t laugh at you”, Jake tells him.
So he goes and screws one of the sheep and finds Jake roaring with laughter when he returns. “Damn it Jake”, he says, “you promised you wouldn’t laugh.”
“Yeah, but”, Jake says, “you picked the ugliest sheep in the flock!”
Perhaps that’s the real reason a duck’s quack doesn’t echo … they are unable to kiss and tell …
Of course, do you really want quackers in bed during sex?
I just wish everyone would stop picking on the New Zealanders…
[sub]I also can’t believe this is still in GQ[/sub]