Why aren't Asian men sexy?

Yes, but do you know what to do with it? :wink:

Do you often throw rocks around? You’re so strange… :wink:

Mmmm… boyish, youngish Asian men… Mmmm… Buff, big Asian men… Mmmm… Doobieous… {insert Homer Simpson hungry noises here}

You crack me up. :smiley:

Esprix

DRY is jumpable?

So not only is he intellegent, loving, caring, well read and funny but jumpable?

mmmm… might need to take me a trip to Cali… just for the sun…

I can jump…

Ahem. Sorry. What was the OP? Um… Asian men. yes well…

A humble request:

Can you all please ship your surplus sexy Asian men to me over here, please? We seem to be running low over here. I’m at school right now, and I haven’t seen anything exciting all day. Please? I could really use a thrill. Thanks.

BTW this thread isn’t very Pit-ish. Let’s start cursing, people!

:smiley:

[sub]Okay, okay, fine, I’ll go back to work now…

I’m about as fair-skinned as they come, but for whatever reason, have always been quite attracted to Asian culture, and men, since I was a wee one. This has developed to the point that I am most attracted to Tibetan Buddhism. In that light, who knows what karma is goin’ on?

On a purely physical basis, I find Asian eyes most beautiful, and, then, since I’m small, really appreciate the “normal” size of Asian guys.

I’d like to add, I think Tiger Woods, with an Asian mother, and African American dad, is one of the most swooningly beautiful men on the planet. Yuuuuummmmmyyyyy!

And KKB, you are most swooningly lovely, too!

HEY! Not all Vietnamese girls are prostitutes, either ya know.

PROMISES! PROMISES!!!
Oh, and since this is the pit:
[sub](pay attention, people, this is the only time I’m going to do this–I’m not a big fan of “since this is the pit”)[/sub]

What’s taking you so long to respond to my e-mails, bitch?!?!

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Fuck the OP! :smiley:

Well, actually, this weekend, I… oh! :o {heh heh heh} Never mind!

Esprix

Yeah. I get all dreamy over women of Hawaiian descent, myself. sigh

Hey AudryK, how you doin’? :wink:

Well, then you got more action last weekend than I did in years. Despite my being a cough “Sexy Asian Man” (of which I think only the “Asian” is completely undisputed)

I had to look and see who the OP was…though I was fairly certain it wasn’t “Wildest Bill”. :wink:

I know, and I apologize. I misspoke. And me, an English major; I can see them coming to take away my union card now.

What I meant to say is that many caucasian men (of the stereotypical “frat boy” variety) tend to act as if they view Asian women in general to be like the Vietnamese prostitutes portrayed, in the movie Full Metal Jacket. Neither my citing the example, nor the movie itself, should be taken to mean that Vietnamese women - or any given group of women - should be considered to be prostitutes, any more so than they should all be considered snipers (even if that’s what it feels like sometimes). Furthermore, of all the Vietnamese girls whom I have been lucky enough to become friends with, pretty much all of them were smart, kind, wonderful people with unimpeachable moral character. I even had a mad crush on one of them, but we won’t get into that. :slight_smile:

</public apology>

Well, if you’d post your picture, perhaps that would change, n’est-ce pas? :wink:

No, no, I didn’t mean turpentine, I meant the original post, which was about Asian men, which I, um, er, sort of had this weekend… :o

Esprix

Asian men aren’t sexy to other races because everybody tends to think in terms of their own race. It’s what they know from childhood, so others aren’t even considered in the running. Just habit of thinking, not racism.

Wrong. I find all sorts of women (and yes, some men) attractive, regardless of skin color. Re-read the OP–it’s lamenting the image Asian men (don’t) have in the media.

There’s lots of asian men in the media here, but they are on the 3 asian channels.

I’m half asian…does that count?

Um…ok…how’s this?

I’m as fucking sexy as I’ve ever fucking needed to fucking be, and if you don’t fucking like it, you can fucking kiss my yellow ass.

Better?

:smiley: Thanks, ricepad. That’s more like it!

BTW, for those of you who have admired KKBattousai, the story going around on e-mail lately is that in addition to his intelligence, sweetness, and boyish good looks, he also has a nice ass.
::fleeing::

Mmmm… HomeSlice… {Homer Simpson hungry noises}

Mmmm… KKBattousai’s ass… {Homer Simpson hungry noises}

Oy. Why do you all have to be so straight? :frowning: {sigh} I’ll just have to satisfy myself (to coin a phrase) with Doobieous, I guess… :wink:

Esprix

God-fricking-dammit! I was trying to keep that a secret, thank you very much. You know how much trouble I’ve had keeping up with all my loves. I mean, when each session of loving lasts hours and hours, it’s difficult to make the time.

So, yeah, you’d better keep fleeing. For though I hate seeing you go, I love watching you leave. :wink:

Hi, HomeSlice! <lame joke alert> Which half? :smiley: </lame joke alert>
KKB– Gee, thanks. Methinks the dopers who have professed admiration for you should have proof of your fine-assedness. Maybe when you come home, I’ll take a picture of your butt and post it on my website. Whaddaya say? :smiley: