I play a goodly amount of Unreal Tournament. It’s what I do to relax after work. Heck, I even bought a dual-output video card so I could set up an extra monitor so that Microbug could watch- she really likes to watch me play, too. Hey, what more could a guy ask for, right?
Anyway, I’m pretty good. Strike that- I’m very good. I often get accused of using an aimbot. An aimbot, for those of you who aren’t anywhere near as geeky as I am, is a program aid- also known as a cheat- that allows superhuman accuracy in first-person shooters. The simplest form of this sort of thing just aims for you- all you have to do is move and press the fire button, and you’ll hit every time. The more advanced programs navigate for you, and are designed to circumvent the very anti-cheat programs that have been written to defeat aimbots!
I mean, really- why bother playing?
The past couple of months, there’s pretty much always been at least one player using an aimbot. Generally, they aren’t too blatant about it- they use it for a while, then stop as people start accusing them of cheating. It’s annoying, but that’s about it- and there’s not much that can be done about it, but to bitch at them 'til they stop it, or leave the server.
The past two days, though… the cheaters have just taken over. It’s gotten so bad that as soon as I appear in the world, I’m dead. Kinda takes the fun out, you know? Last night I came this close to just uninstalling Unreal Tournament.
So listen up, you cockslobbers- if you want to fucking play, play the damn game. If you want to be better than you are, just elephantfelching practice- take your lumps like everyone else had to! If you want to just ruin the game for everyone else, may I humbly suggest you anally insert the keyboard and the mouse, then try to play. After all- an aimbot does all the work for you, right?