Well, my above link is wrong now since the thread in question was altered (somehow). The post is now the next one rather than the one linked.
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]
you are disgusting by every objective measure. For example, when the pendulous flab of your thighs obscures both your kneecaps, and you still insist on dressing in Spandex shorts as you make your annual red-faced waddle through a county fairground shoveling funnel cakes and chili dogs into your maw.
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Have we met?
[QUOTE=Idle Thoughts]
Well, my above link is wrong now since the thread in question was altered (somehow). The post is now the next one rather than the one linked.
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Sorry, I’m not seeing a trolling post by 2.5 in that thread. Am I missing something, or are you?
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect]
Sorry, I’m not seeing a trolling post by 2.5 in that thread. Am I missing something, or are you?
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The link should be correct now (it was for me), but here’s the text (I believe) Idle Thoughts was referring to in the CS “Heath is Dead” thread.
"Would it be inappropriate for the lead in the story to be:
Heath Ledger succeeds where Owen Wilson failed."
Or maybe you meant that it’s not a trolling type post. It did strike me as pretty insensitive though when I first read it.
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]
Have we met?
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Ah, I meant the royal “you.” I mean, I hope. Unless that was you at the fair.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
I could be wrong, but isn’t a uterus a small enough organ (when not containing a fetus) and hidden behind enough other stuff that it wouldn’t cause any bulges? I know any number of slim women, and I’ve never seen this on them where I presume it would show more because of lack of padding, so to speak.
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It’s barely noticeable to anyone but that person, and then only really in profile. Shakira’s tummy is a decent example of what I mean. Sadie too. That slight roundness below the naval? That’s what I mean, they don’t have the masculine washboard abs, yet they are quite fit. Some females can get the washboard abs, more than others, yet that doesn’t mean the ones who don’t have them aren’t every bit as fit as the ones who do.
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]
Ah, I meant the royal “you.” I mean, I hope. Unless that was you at the fair.
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That was me at the fair. Well, probably not me, because chili dogs are not yummy and my knees are not obscured by surrounding flesh. But I wear bike shorts when out on my healthy walks and will have a funnel cake on my once every two year trip to the fair. And my spacious white ass is available for you to kiss.
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]
FWIW, and not do diminish your point, but objective does not mean what your context would suggest you think it means. I think you were thinking of subjective (def. 3a).
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Yep, probably. I hope I did at least get the gist of my concept across, despite the abuse of language?
Objective statement:“The air temp is 38 degrees celcius”
Subjective statement:" Oh my fucking god, it’s hotter than satan’s nutsack after a game of basketball in leather pants!"
[QUOTE=Annie]
Objective statement:“The air temp is 38 degrees celcius”
Subjective statement:" Oh my fucking god, it’s hotter than satan’s nutsack after a game of basketball in leather pants!"
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Yep, and the OP was posting subjective opinion as objective fact.
[QUOTE=Annie]
And my spacious white ass is available for you to kiss.
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I giggled so hard, I snorted. Thank you.
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]
I giggled so hard, I snorted. Thank you.
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And my spacious white ass is also here to cause you to snort! You’re welcome! 
Honest question for the OP. Are you a fan of David Lohr/In Cold Blog, or are you, in fact David Lohr? :dubious:
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]
Yeah, but what about the smacking and slurping and gnawing sounds, and the belching and farting?
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You want farts go to a vegetarian. They have a problem.
[QUOTE=Zabali_Clawbane]
Honest question for the OP. Are you a fan of David Lohr/In Cold Blog, or are you, in fact David Lohr? :dubious:
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Please note, I’m only giving the links to show what might have inspired the OP to post what they did. It probably isn’t David Lohr posting that, I do realize this, but I want the fan to realize that their actions are reflecting badly on a person they look up to. They are misguided, that isn’t what David Lohr said in his post.
[QUOTE=Ghanima]
Nah, fuck it. Burn him! Burn him like a rat!
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Just don’t do it in Ohio.
I’m sorry.
[QUOTE=Zabali_Clawbane]
It’s barely noticeable to anyone but that person, and then only really in profile. Shakira’s tummy is a decent example of what I mean. Sadie too. That slight roundness below the naval? That’s what I mean, they don’t have the masculine washboard abs, yet they are quite fit. Some females can get the washboard abs, more than others, yet that doesn’t mean the ones who don’t have them aren’t every bit as fit as the ones who do.
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So instead of saying we’re big-boned we can say we’re big-uterused?
I’m not fat, my uterus is just enormous. It’s so big it spills over into my ass and thighs.
[QUOTE=Wile E]
So instead of saying we’re big-boned we can say we’re big-uterused?
I’m not fat, my uterus is just enormous. It’s so big it spills over into my ass and thighs.
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Er, no? Did you look at Sadie’s form at all? She’s hardly got a huge gut, she’s a belly dancer and quite fit. Focus on her stomach, specifically the naval area. ETA: That’s my whole point, some teenage girls look at their stomach, which looks like Shakira’s or Sadie’s, and diet themselves ill trying to get masculine washboard abs, when what they got is actually quite comely and womanly.
[QUOTE=Zabali_Clawbane]
Er, no? Did you look at Sadie’s form at all? She’s hardly got a huge gut, she’s a belly dancer and quite fit. Focus on her stomach, specifically the naval area. ETA: That’s my whole point, some teenage girls look at their stomach, which looks like Shakira’s or Sadie’s, and diet themselves ill trying to get masculine washboard abs, when what they got is actually quite comely and womanly.
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Darn, I was hoping to use big-uterused as an excuse.
[QUOTE=Wile E]
Darn, I was hoping to use big-uterused as an excuse.
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Hey, I didn’t say you weren’t attractive either ya know. But when I made the comment way back in this thread, I was pointing out that for some, “normal” lean stomachs are seen as fat, while others don’t mind twenty pounds or so of extra padding in their lover. See? 