No really why? 
Because it was there.
I thought it was a wishbone. Sorry.
Presuming you don’t want an endless stream of perfectly unsympathetic humorous replies, a little context might be helpful.
And if you really want to know, I did it because I don’t like your hairstyle. No, really. It’s just not you.
It was the pants for me.
Yes, yes, unfortunately I’ve had a little bit ofheattache so that somoene could raise their self-esteem half a peg at the same time as lowering it half a peg.
Tbh I’m a very vindictive person, also I’m a tosser 
Why? Because it was frozen so hard it shattered at the first touch.
How darte you presume that I don’t want unsympatheic replies :mad:
Pretty easily; I’m well practiced at presuming. Or at least I presume I am. (At least, I presume that I presume I am…)
You know, when you presume, you make a pres out of u and me.
it’d be a better pres than we have now…
Might want to look in the pockets of those pants for a spellchecker. That’s why I did it, the spelling.
I’m just not that into you?
It’s really all about your undersized p_____. I think you know what I mean. (Paycheck.)
Well, to be fair, that wasn’t my intention. I expected it to be harder work.
Are you Jeff Tweedy’s wife?
I am trying to break your heart
I am trying to break your heart
But still I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t easy
I am trying to break your heart
Cool. Another Wilco fan.
No. But I would like to be.
Get in line behind my wife.
And, um, his.