Why did you have to break my heart so easily?

The BBQ Pit
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No really why? :frowning:

2

Because it was there.

3

I thought it was a wishbone. Sorry.

4

Presuming you don’t want an endless stream of perfectly unsympathetic humorous replies, a little context might be helpful.

And if you really want to know, I did it because I don’t like your hairstyle. No, really. It’s just not you.

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[QUOTE=begbert2]
And if you really want to know, I did it because I don’t like your hairstyle. No, really. It’s just not you.
[/QUOTE]

It was the pants for me.

6

Yes, yes, unfortunately I’ve had a little bit ofheattache so that somoene could raise their self-esteem half a peg at the same time as lowering it half a peg.

Tbh I’m a very vindictive person, also I’m a tosser :slight_smile:

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Why? Because it was frozen so hard it shattered at the first touch.

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[QUOTE=begbert2]
Presuming you don’t want an endless stream of perfectly unsympathetic humorous replies, a little context might be helpful.

And if you really want to know, I did it because I don’t like your hairstyle. No, really. It’s just not you.
[/QUOTE]

How darte you presume that I don’t want unsympatheic replies :mad:

9

Don’t let it kill ya.

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[QUOTE=These are my own pants]
How darte you presume that I don’t want unsympatheic replies :mad:
[/QUOTE]
Pretty easily; I’m well practiced at presuming. Or at least I presume I am. (At least, I presume that I presume I am…)

11

You know, when you presume, you make a pres out of u and me.

12

it’d be a better pres than we have now…

13

Might want to look in the pockets of those pants for a spellchecker. That’s why I did it, the spelling.

14

I’m just not that into you?

15

It’s really all about your undersized p_____. I think you know what I mean. (Paycheck.)

16

Well, to be fair, that wasn’t my intention. I expected it to be harder work.

17

Are you Jeff Tweedy’s wife?

I am trying to break your heart
I am trying to break your heart
But still I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t easy
I am trying to break your heart

18

Cool. Another Wilco fan.

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[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun]
Are you Jeff Tweedy’s wife?

[/QUOTE]

No. But I would like to be.

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[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee]
No. But I would like to be.
[/QUOTE]

Get in line behind my wife.

And, um, his.