Why didn't you people tell me about Archer?

Hilarious but I have missed two previous seasons, due to the boards incompetence in telling me what to watch. What is wrong with you people???

I asked them that same question when Season 1 just ended.

Ball droppers.

Phrasing!

Oh yeah. Well…

Wait, I had something for this…

Me? Nothing. You, obviously, have completely missed out on an awesome show.

Mulatto Butts!
Mulatto Butts!

Johnny Bench called.

Call Kenny Loggins…

What happened was, um…did you see Brian’s Song? Same thing pretty much.

If you have Netflix you can stream season one…

…and that’s how you get ants.

YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

Enjoy,
Steven

Well, you freaked out when I said “quadroon”!

Who’s up for cooch chili?

Thanks God for small miracles. Right, Hail Ants?

Benoit…

Balls!
Sploosh…

It tastes worse than it smells.

Oh my, no. I’ve moved on to something… darker.

I swear to god you could drown a toddler in my panties right now. I mean, not that you would, but…

Oh, God! There’s not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that!

Yeah, and now’s prolly not the time to mention that room doesn’t have a sink.