Why do allow threads that are just unverifiable stories?

Can I close this thread?

I don’t believe anything said here.

Unless I get proof of course.

No, hang on a tick. I’m still trying to figure out if Brian is here…he needs help, dammit. Poor sod.

However, my altruistic efforts are contingent upon the very dodgy premise that I am here too.

I think I’ll just go somewhere else.

Make that Bryan.

It would appear that my computer machine has gone insane by creating all these weird words to entertain me. I think it needs to be repaired or something.
I still don’t believe any of you exist.

In fact, I am beginning to feel a little unsure of my own existence just now.

The next statement is true.

The preceding statement was false.

Analyze that, dammit! :wally

I will agree to believe you want a pony if you will agree to believe I want a puppy.

I just want to know… how much of a missing clue does it take to not be able to figure out from the descriptions of MPSIMS and the Pit that they aren’t “cite only” places?

Gee whiz, I’m sure sorry that I didn’t read the descriptions before I started posting. Not everybody is a slave to their computer, freakshow. Haven’t I already cleared up all this crap? Leave me alone.

Moderator’s Notes:

And threads in ATMB are off-limits for personal insults. You will cease and desist. I will make it very easy to comply with this demand—at least in this particular thread. I’m locking it.

Oh yeah, Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor, the “putz” remark was not only uncalled for, but rather beyond the bounds of this forum, too.

Since I was already insulted in this thread, how could I have known that I can’t insult back? Oh, and Bosda, there’s a typo in your Sig, genius.

Well, you know now.