He must either be:
The world greatest straight-man.
The easiest kid to pick on in three playground.
The poster with the most unintentional double entendres.
Canadian with a crappy motorcycle.
Which ever, it doesn’t seem as if I can get though an hour here without giving it to him up the ass… sideways.
Note to Wally: Use the quote function, repost the above sentence and add a snappy retort and you too can post like me. It’s a simple formula, really.
You want him, Chief, admit it.
It’s like the little boy in the playground who pulls the cute girl’s ponytail cuz he doesn’t know how else to express his feelings for her. The above statement you made gave it all away.
You love Wally!
I figured it’s just cause he’s in the Navy.
You’ve been on that ship with all those men for way too long Chiefy!!
Seems like you have a wee bit too much time on your hands, Chief. Or would that be…Oops! Sorry. I won’t go there. <insert smilie with tongue sticking out here>
Actually, I’d say #5. All of the above.
Need any more hugs? I’ve got plenty more, and they’re free!
It’s too late to apologize, Chief.
I vaccilate between straight and bent. You know that.
Wrong. I have a black belt in marital arts.
All my entendres are intentional. Even the ones that are not.
There’s nothing wrong with my bike. Okay, there’s something wrong a little bit. But I’m working on it, and when it purrs like a kitten, don’t ask me for a ride.
Oh, there is no 5.
Wally and Chiefy, sittin’ in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G…
You guys really are a cute couple!
Shouldn’t this be moved to the unrequited love thread?
“Why do I constantly slam Wally?”
Uh, because he killed your favorite “felching” gerbil???
::ducking and running::
A black belt in marital arts?
I ph34r. Heartily.
Because, like Everest, Wally’s there and too tempting to ignore.
Because you two are Martin and Lewis, Abbott and Costello, the Lone Ranger and Tonto, bubble and squeak, The Smothers Brothers, ham and eggs, baseball and cold beer, chips and dip, Orville and Wilbur, Butch and Sundance, oil and vinegar…
Oh, hell, the two of you in interaction are here to amuse the rest of us. Which you do in stellar fashion.
Carry on, gentlemen.
(A pointless instruction if there ever was one.)
Veb
Well, I’d say it’s the name. When his parents named him Wally it was rather like putting a “Kick Me” sign on his back. Sadistic bastards. No wonder he had to learn karate.
Wally’s Canadian?
Why am I always the last to know?
Next you’ll be telling me Amy is his daughter.
She IS?
And I suppose he’s not secretly in love with me either.
Damn.
Since when is karate a marital art?
~~Baloo
When you’ve lost last week’s grocery money thinking that the guys you were playing poker with aren’t as good as you.
** ROFLMAO ! **
Yeah Chief, if you would just get out some, maybe take a cruise or something.
Please don’t hurt me , I just couldn’t resist Chief.
DD Davin, you might want to read a few of ChiefScott’s post.
Still ROFLMAO !
I love making the Lioness purr!
I’m glad someone caught the “marital arts” thing.
It’s not funny if no one notices.
Incidentally, my daughter has a black belt in shopping.
Yeah. Uh-huh.
sounds the Wally Made A Mistake And Is Trying To Cover It Up Alarm
Thar be Canadians on this BB? They arent contagious, are they? 