After holding a small, intimate, refined dinner party, with much wine (on top of Paxil, which meant I was really really quite drunk), I felt the burning NEED to skateboard. Broke my arm. Dinner fork break (broken bone slips down, giving the wrist the profile of a fork) of the radius. I went to A&E (the ER) but as I had consumed alcohol, they couldn’t give me anaesthetic necessary to set the break. So they bandaged it up, sent me home with painkillers, and told me to come back the next morning. I was working in a bar at the time,and I got damn good at pulling pints one handed.
I frequently walk into/through the corners of tables, so there’s usually a bruise on my thigh someplace. Only a 2"×1" bruise though, nothing as big as the OpalBruise.