This just caused me to remember the Protestant scene from Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life (right after the musical number “Every Sperm is Sacred”)
(man) Bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world with children they can’t bloody feed.
(woman) What are we, Henry?
(man) Protestants! and fiercely proud of it.
(woman) But why do they have so many children?
(man) Because every time they have sexual intercourse, they have to have a baby.
(woman) but it’s the same with us, Henry…
(man) What do you mean?
(woman) Well, we’ve got two children and we’ve had sexual intercourse twice.
(man) that’s not the point. We could have it anytime we wanted.
(woman) Oh, YES Henry!
(man) What’s more, because we don’t believe in all that Papist claptrap, WE can take PRECAUTIONS.
(woman) What d’you mean? Lock the door?
(sigh… I’m tired of typing all this… someone else finish it, would you, please?)