Why do people open a thread, learn it's not what they thought, and STILL POST!!

Your post adds NOTHING to the conversation!

Why do people create pit threads without ever telling us who exactly is being pitted? Or make us ask for the link, which you know that we will. I haven’t even been on this board as long as the OP and I know damn good and well people will want more detail. I do!

I thought this was going to be about not reading the OP and posting off topic.

Where’s the kitty pics?

This thread begs for sarcastic replies.

I was certainly expecting to read sarcastic replies when I opened it.

Anybody else expect a Pitting of sewing materials?

For once, I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

My guess is that the OP is talking about this.

*Why *do people link to threads that obviously have no relation to the topic at hand, and I STILL READ THEM?

You haven’t even read my post yet.

E.T.A. Damn, you were right.

I thought this was going to be about people like me.

I was expecting to be rickrolled.

You mean like this?

No, that was actually *exactly *what I expected.

weak

I thought this thread was going to be a specific, entertaining complaint. Instead it sucks. Goddamn it. I can’t believe you people feel entitled to waste my time like this.

My posts rarely add anything to the conversation, but that doesn’t stop me from giving my two cents anyway. That’s the whole point of a message board…to chime in, even if you don’t have a clue what you are talking about, have anything even vaguely interesting to say, or just wanted to post saying that the thread wasn’t what you were expecting, and you have no knowledge of the subject or really anything interesting to say.

Now that this has been settled, I feel that another 15 pages of 'dopers trying to one up each other with funny one liners and off color wit is in order. THAT’S what I came in here to see…

-XT

I’m pissed that someone linked to the game room, when I make it my business to stay the hell out of the game room.

Because I can. And this being the pit, go commit some anatomically unlikely act of attempted solitary reproduction. With a broom handle.

Hey screw you buddy, I never learn it’s not what I thought!!