Mushrooms, grapes, some kinds of peanuts and crunchy peanut butter are a few. What is it that’s squeaking?
Friction, I suppose. Of the tire-against-road variety, though on a smaller scale of course.
They’re secretly made of mice?
Thanks for that Sunday funny.
Their souls are escaping.
You’re squeezing out air pockets.
Yeah, same reason anything under grinding stress squeaks: lack of proper lubrication at the point of the sheer.
And no, I’m not JUST kidding with that. It’s the real answer.
Halloumi is notable for making one’s teeth squeak.