All my threads are getting locked for no good reason.
I recommend you stop opening threads and settle down for a day. Relax. Watch other posts. Lurk for a while.
Your threads are about nothing.
The mods don’t hate you, they don’t know you well enough to hate you yet.
Read a few posts, respond to them with some coherent thought and you might get to stick around.
Open many more of these threads, and eventually, the word BANNED will appear under your name.
Why? I am settled down. I am such a settler, I settled down the first settlement on mars!
I admit, I like your humor. I’d like to see you stay. Right now, though, the best thing you can do is stop opening threads, start contributing to others, and forget about this. This can be smoothed over and forgotten.
And then we’ll play Settlers of Catan.
I hope Euty doesn’t hate me. He is one sexy man.
I think you mean sexAY.
Now, go forth and wander into other forums, and read other threads, and be wary of mods, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
You’re acting like a jerk, and you’ve already started two threads down here yelling about how bad the moderators are, and you’ve been here for a couple of hours. THAT’s a good way to win friends and influence people. 
Also, your stuff isn’t getting locked “for no good reason.” If you took the time to read the descriptions of the Fora and the messages from the moderators, you’d know what was going on. Maybe you should try that.
I can’t wait until school starts again, and the number of attention whores drops.
I’m not in school, jerkoffbear.
I didn’t know that you were allowed to drop out of the fourth grade. What do you do when mommy and daddy go off to work?
Um, I think it’s pretty damn obvious.
Is anyone else thinking of goats?
Say. Isn’t that an intersting thread at the very top of this forum.
Good reading, that.
Why so angry, Fenris?
Have you moved out of your parents house yet? Does your mother still drive you to those comic cons?
And hey! Guess what? I just closed another one! You’re really not having too good a time on your first day out, are you?
But I’m a reasonable man willing to give you one last shot, so I’ll make a suggestion. Calm down. Lurk a bit. Find out what we’re all about. Read a few of Cecil’s columns. Expand your mind. Know thyself. Then come back and post something that gives us something to think about.
No wait … that’s not a suggestion. It’s an demand.
Thank you.
I have a question for you Guin.
When you read the paper, why do you turn the page, wash your hands, turn the page and then wash your hands, turn the page and then wash your hands, turn the page and then wash your hands, turn the page and then wash your hands, turn the page and then wash your hands, turn the page and then wash your hands?
WHY?
Well at least we know where to send the remains.
I tried.
Nope, I’m all grown up now and have a car and a job and a house. Someday, if you return to school and graduate, you might too!
And my mom did drive me places, back before I could drive myself. Does your mom still try to bury you in the back yard under the compost heap so as to hide the shame that you sprang from her loins?