Christmas is a time of Tradition, I know. That’s why we sing centuries-old songs in long-ago styles, eat the same seasonal foods 9that many of us hate), and practice the same old customs.
But why does this have to extend to the damned TV ads/
It seems that every year, instead of coming up with new advertisements, the advertisers go up in the attic, bring down the repurposed corrugated boxes, pull out the old ads wrapped up in last year’s newspapers, dust them off, and simply re-run them, with no or only minor changes.
This year I’ve seen
1.) The Lincoln Aviator commercial with the woman driving her new Lincoln up the snow-banked curving driveway to her posh modern home and finds chaos within. Rather than deal with the kids playing baseball or kids and dads playing with multiple drones or the dog wrapped in Christmas lights or whatever, she retreats to her car and basks in the tranquility (while slowly freezing, presumably).
Lest you say “Aha! But it worked! You remembered what it was for!” – no, I didn’t. I had to search with a search engine to zero in on the exact company and car. So there. All the damned ad does is annoy me.
2.) GMC Denali Ad – “I Love It!” You probably know which ad I’m talking about from that line alone. Wife announces to husband that she got them both matching gifts early (I still can’t tell what the hell it is). Hubby says he got them matching gifts, too – matching cars. She immediately runs over to the one he intended for himself and says “I Love It!”, claiming it for her own, and if he disagrees (goes the subtext) he’ll be sleeping on the couch for the next year. And after she gave him a gift, too! My wife cannot mute this one fast enough for her. I don’t know what’s worse – their actions, or the conspicuous consumerism and implied wealth of being able to buy TWO brand-new SUVs, or the fact that they’ve been running this for at least three years. It was evidently hated two years ago
3.) The M and M CGI Christmas Bell ad
I don’t mind this one. At least I can afford to buy two of the product, and nobody’s acting selfish in it. The basic ad has been running since 1989, although the current CGI version only goes back – “only” – to 2012
It even has its own Wikipedia page
I’m sure there are plenty of others.
“Even our name says Merry Christmas”
(Apparently this one, dating back to the 1960s, was at least until recently still running in some places)