Often, the line between spamming and witnessing is very difficult to discern. One man’s meat, etc. 
Why Do We Greet With Hell-Low (Hello) Hell-P(Help)??.. Demon=Nomed(ication)Will Help! Evil=A*Live*..
Is there any way to back up my soul? Just in case it gets corrupted.
If you do download God, you DEFINITELY want to read the EULA before you click!
BTW: you are = you’re
your is the possessive form.
Bless you, Saint Cad!
Elvis is an anagram for Evil S. Now who is evil and whose name begins with S? Could it be…
SATAN?
You should use spolier boxes there - I thought you were headed for
SANTANA
GawdIZReal420–you could always greet people with–“AHOY”!
All nautical & jaunty-ish.
I hope I helped with with (one of) your (many) problem(s).
I thought the Church Lady reference would be obvious.
SATAN - SANTA
Oh my, that’s so close it can’t be mere chance. I’ll never be the same now.
I saw what you did there, noob!
I wish.
They also say his name translates as “Lord of the Gap.” I don’t know if that means he sells Mom Jeans or if it is proof that the God of the Gaps of creationism is really a demon. It’s all very Gnostic.
FWIW, he is also Hell’s ambassador to France.
oh…nevermind …
I really like one aspect of your religion, that is if I’m interpreting the above post correctly. It seems you only need to repent whichever sin it is that ends up killing you, which takes all kinda sins off the table, eternal-punishment-wise.
But Mohammed invests.