Why do women feel a need to tell me their troubles?

[Beckdawrek]

You are a dangerous man.

[dropzone]

You won’t find one more dangerous, baby.

[dropzone]

@Dung_Beetle

So AAAAAAAAANYWAY, dropzone… my husband always wakes me up on weekend mornings to have sex. And it’ll be like, 5:30 or 6. That is just not a good time for me. Usually I get to go to sleep again afterwards, but ugh. Ya know what I mean?

Thank you for sharing. Now please explain why the fuck I need to know that.

Or would you prefer, “The secret to a happy marriage is good communication. You can tell him that’s not a good time for you, or you could climb on and have your way with him sometime that’s good for you, like Tuesday.”

[Beckdawrek]

^^That sounds just like something Cecil would say.

[Dung_Beetle]

@dropzone

Thank you for sharing. Now please explain why the fuck I need to know that.

Or would you prefer, “The secret to a happy marriage is good communication. You can tell him that’s not a good time for you, or you could climb on and have your way with him sometime that’s good for you, like Tuesday.”

I don’t know what came over me!
Yeah, you should stick with the first response; you give 'em the second and they’ll just keep going…