I don’t. But I know a few people here who do want to be one. Thing is, I really don’t know why they want to be one. Im all ears.
I don’t either. I have neither the time nor the patience required. I come here to have fun, not to do more work. But that’s just me. I admire those that are willing to put up with all the crap for the good of the rest of us.
Because I in my previous life, I was a cowboy.
So I can pick people up in a bar.
Because I don’t get nearly enough grief at home.
Because bad spelling and atrocious grammer turn me on.
Because my children are grown and I miss babysitting.
Because narrow minded, foul mouthed jerks are my favorite people.
Moderator? Me? NO WAY!!!
It’s the power, baby. The sheer, unadulterated power. Plus, I hear that you get a mug.
I want a mug, but I’m too cheap to actually buy one. Really.
Maybe to give back to the community, its like picking up trash along a public road. Or maybe they just want the beanie.
I just like honors.
That’s how I was in grade school, always had my eye set on that “No Absences” honor roll 
I just felt like posting an irrelevant short sentence to honour the OP.
'Cuz I wanna be as cool as Coldfire.
I forgot to add a “Snicker snicker” after that 