Why does it seem my posts go unnoticed?

In My Humble Opinion
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I dunno why the smilies didn’t work.

102

You made small d’s, where you needed capital D’s. :d vs :smiley: See?

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I didn’t code it myself. I clicked on the smilies. :frowning: It worked that time! :smiley:

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That’s amazing! I never code the smilies myself! I always click on them! Were we separated at birth?

Or maybe I’m just some freakish stalker person. :eek:

105

Cripes! Do you have to do everything I do? Maybe we are twins :eek: ! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Hey Agent Foxtrot looks like your getting posts now. This one is #106! More than any thread I’ve started. Good job.

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I don’t know about others, but your signature(s) put me off. Quoting other dopers is a turn-off to me, at any rate. Makes you seem, dare I say it, a bit of a loser. When people in a competitive environment like this sense weakness, they go for the jugular, which in chat-room terms is to ignore you.

I just try to annoy people with my signatures. You get more reaction that way! Some people don’t want to acknowledge such a one, but they just can’t help themselves. Especially mods and ex-mods for some reason. And you might think they’d be the most secure of dopers…

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I’ve seen sig lines that kind of rubbed me the wrong way before, but would you honestly ignore a doper with good things to contribute to a conversation just because his sig put you off? To me, that sounds like ignoring someone in a face-to-face meeting because you don’t like their shirt.

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As a public service to those Dopers who feel their posts are being ignored, I offer the following post suggestions which are categorically guaranteed to get a lot of attention in a hurry:

  1. Ann Coulter makes a lot of good points in her latest book–and she’s hot, too!
  2. I’m thinking of having my cat declawed.
  3. Is there any reason why I should/shouldn’t have my baby circumcised?
  4. What’s the big deal with evolution? It’s just a theory.
  5. Jack Chick tracts make great witnessing tools!
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Might I add:

  1. What the hell is wrong with vegetarians/vegans? I like to wave meat in their faces. It’s funny!
  2. Picky Eaters. Discuss.
  3. Ordering milk in a bar. See above.
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Oh, and more.

  1. Can we define racism, once and for all?

  2. Can I let my indoor cat go outside sometimes?

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Adam! You’re missing all sorts of people noticing your posts! :smiley: