Oh, sorry, Agent Foxtrot, forgot to respond to your OP. 
Yeah, we all feel like that sometimes. It’s good to be an under-the-radar Doper - we get away with tons of shit. I can say just about anything I want with no fall-out at all. And thread-killing is highly under-rated.
Hey, hey! It’s the Dopers Flying Under The Radar Club. It is not stupid, and it is not for jerks! And if you keep talking like that, young lady, you can leave!
But we’ll just keep those Rice Krispies treats here, shall we?
There just aren’t enough threads around to boost one’s post count.
Um, you did get the Simpson’s reference, right?
The signs says [del]Homers[/del] jerks, plural. We are allowed one Jerk. 
I realize I may lose my Doper-hood for saying this, but I don’t watch the Simpsons. But The Princess Bride is one of my favorite movies, so can I please still stay? Please?
I am absolutely certain there are any number of things you do better than I, and many points on which you could correct me. That said, this actually made my teeth chatter with pain.
No kidding that we’re dopplegangers: I don’t watch The Simpsons, either. Never have.
But I have two copies of The Princess Bride and can quite nearly the entire movie as it plays.
Can I stay, too, please?
I have chocolate.
QUOTE. It should be “quote.”
:smack:
When one nods, one doesn’t usually make a sound. So just take it to mean that everybody agreed with what you said and don’t have any objections.
On another forum, I used to change my sig line once a week or so, usually with some sort of lame joke or observation. I didn’t know that anybody cared or noticed. One time I set it as “What’s the temperature of the Florida Everglades? 110 below.” (in reference to a recent plane crash) Hoooo boy did I stir up a hornet’s nest then!
Your teeth are actually chattering with pain, and I don’t even know why. Hunh. How 'bout that?
Sorry, norinew. See, Homer tried to join the Stonecutters, and they wouldn’t let him in, so he said he didn’t want to join their stupid club for jerks anyway, in a sour grapes kinda way, so now my husband and I (and many other Dopers 
) say stupid club for jerks frequently and inappropriately cause we’re immature that way.
The teeth-chattering would most likely have been for Simpson’s instead of Simpsons when there was no possessive function:
Let’s see now, Agent Foxtrot. Last year you started a thread about how terrible your love life was. Three months later Mississippienne moved in with you. So now you start a thread about how little your posts get noticed. I predict that within three months you’ll be one of the most well-known posters on the SDMB. There will be half a dozen threads debating how wonderful or terrible your posts are. And then you’ll get banned. But, hey, it will be a great couple of months as the most famous poster on the board.
Hey guys! I heard there was a pity party going on around here. I brought the potato salad.
Ok it’s just potatos and mayo.
M’kay, I’m bringing the good coffee. The last thread I started got 10 replies before it sank into oblivion! W00t!
D’oh! :smack:
Immature humor will fit right in, I think. Come on in outta the rain.
Okay, Wendell, you’re in charge of the betting pool; we’ll organize that over in the corner of the kitchen.
As long as the potatoes are cooked, I don’t think anyone will notice. Just add a parsley sprig so we can pretend to be sophisticated.
If it’s Kona, you can sit in the most comfortable chair in the house, right over there by the fireplace.
Boy, this thing is really pulling together! Thanks, Agent Foxtrot! 
You betcher, and I grind fresh from whole beans!
Combining this fact, with the fact that my cooking motto is “You never have too much cheese”, I think you are my new best friend!
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