My Wife Adores Me…
My Friends and Co-Workers Respect Me…
Even My Cat Knows I am a Dependable Provider and Tolerates Me…
However, My PC has programmed himself to Sabotage every Keystroke I make
and delete any resonable consistancy of uninterrupted enjoyment I may enjoy.
It’s not any one thing…
It’s not a Virus or Worm…
He justs Hates me.
My Car likes me…My Weedwhacker likes me and I just Painted the Chimney
so he Likes me…
The minute I push the on Button on the Tower, my Life goes into the “Pyschedelic
Mode” Lights Flash…The Hard Drive Squeals (needs oil?) “Master Drive Failure”
Reboot…Reboot…VMI Pool Failure,insert disc…What Disc? Reboot,Reboot,
Ah-Oh, Blue Screen,Scan Disk for Surface Clusters…What?
HomePage, I’m there…I’m the Man… CRITICAL UPDATES…please,wHY?
notify me later…Anti-Virus Renewal Screen…checking,checking,checking,
Dial-up,drops off…Reconnect,Do you want to Reconnect?
What I want is to Kill you…Piece of Technology Crap!
