Why doesn't the rest of the world celebrate this?

Bugger the Queen’s jubilee, I want this to be an official holiday:

Ananova: sex messaging hits Orgasm Day town

Hallmark tried to market this as a legitamate holliday a few years ago, but it was almost impossible to open the cards.

LOL, Inky-.

Mind you, Hallmark still haven’t gotten around to working up some card ideas for this holiday.

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