Why evilbeth is a total ho

Oh Lord - the next thing in his mouth would probably be the shotgun…:D:

Hey, baby, Moonpies, Jeff Foxworthy, RC cola? That there’s culture!

Humpfh. I wish lurkernomore were my Bitch so I could dump him, too. :wink:

Good morning bethie, how are you today?

I’m good! (Except I have to pee and there is no one around to watch the phone while I go! ARRGGHH!)

I haven’t posted much tonight because I am having to type andtweak some stupid report that my mom needs for work! Everyone always thinks she is such a good writer and so clever and creative and it’s always ME! I’m like Rumplestiltskin and she’s like the miller’s daughter! But since we work at the same place, I can’t say anything!

How is everything in taterland?

Everything is okay, my new project is driving me freaking nuts. I really need a new computer…Johnny is going to network our two for me when he gets home. My friend J. is thinking of buying a server…all of a sudden he’s my new best friend! :wink:

Hey, I know exactly what you mean, sort of. My mom is Korean, and while she speaks fluently, her written English is horrid. You know that stereotype of how Asian people talk? Well, that’s how she writes. So, whenever she has something written to do, I have to do it! And she’s got lots of Korean friends that need to write letters of application for schools in the States and such, so guess who does them, too? Ha! Poor things, bringing something to me to make sure it’s spelled properly and grammatically correct. Bwahahahaha.

Hubby comes back Saturday…he wants to go to the spa in Baden Baden. Think I should do it? Spas freak me out for some reason.

Spas freak you out? I’ll go in your place then! You should definitely go! Practice, practice, practice! :wink: You need to go and have a massage for me! It is your duty!

Okay, you go for me, then, and I’ll go eat some BBQ for you. Heh, wonder how the hubbys will feel about all this wife-swapping!

Well, I can guarantee that my hubby will be all for it! :wink: As for yours, well, he has no idea what he would be getting into!

Maybe if I can talk him into the wife-swapping, I can ease him into the idea of accepting my need to commit adultery with the most beautiful guy in the world. OMG! bethie, a bunch of us doperettes are making a field trip to just go and oogle him this fall, want in? Really, I can not begin to describe to you how beautiful this man is. Jude Law has nothing on him. Although, I would take Jude Law in a pinch…:wink:

tater boasts:

Now, I might have been a tad tipsy at times, but I recall nothing of this.

Of course I couldn’t help noticing the admiring glances shot at my posterior, but I believe I would’ve recalled any touching, fondling or other manipulations. Not that I wouldn’t gladly have let you - eh - satiate your curiosity in this respect.

S. Norman

I’m not going to fly all the way to Germany just to “oogle” this man if he is as fine as you say! There better be something more than viewing pleasure! :wink:

Heh, that’s because I’m a stealth butt-toucher! No, really, I think I did, but it was all Annie’s fault…she made me do it! IIRC, there was a lot you menfolk missed, it’s amazing the things us girlies can say right in front of you without you noticing. :wink:

And bethie you must come admire this man with me. Wow.

Hmmmmm, I wonder if it were a threesome and we let the men watch, if they’d let us do it then. I’m telling you bethie, he’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen. I wouldn’t be suprized if MisterTot wanted him, too!

Now, there is something I’d pay to see! :wink:

Hey! you ole married hags should move aside for us single ones… We are true blue qualified butt touchers! I’m certified, honest :wink:

Have I not been flirting my way around Heidelberg just to get numbers for you and Annie, Sue? You think I enjoy it? Think again sister, I’m doing it all for you.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go put on my halo.

Jesus woman, I’m eating my breaky, are you trying to kill me? halo? oh puleeeeeeez!!

I am goodness personified. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. :slight_smile:

And I thought this thread was supposed to be about beth! Now, if you wanna talk about tarnished halos…

Just thought I’d save you the trouble of bumping this up yourself. And how are you this fine morning. I’m wonderful - just raring to go!

You know, I used to hate threads that made it really far basically because two people kept talking and/or flirting back and forth, but now I’d have to say that I’m all for it!

Hey, why don’t you put in a good word for me over at the TwistyBitch thread! I need all the help I can get!

After tomorrow night, I am on vacation until Sunday the 5th! I’m not really going anywhere special but I am:

**Having lunch at least once with Skümmet

**Going to a killer Halloween party

**Celebrating my 26th birthday

**Not coming to work!!!

**Shopping for Christmas

**Catching up on my movie watching.

**Probably lots more not-very-exciting stuff

I can’t wait!!!

bethie, in another hour, it’s just going to be basically you and me on the boards, so I think we’re entitled to our own thread. :slight_smile:

Give Skummet my love! Have a wonderful time on your vacation - wish I could have one too. I’ll try and convince Cubby to choose you…although I know he’s still holding out for Christina Ricci, the little squirt.

I’ll talk to you later, must take child to school. Bleh. Why does school have to be so early? I didn’t get to bed until way past midnight last night & was so hyped up it took me ages to get to sleep.