Why give your child a name like this?

My pick-of-the-day for best professional baseball player name:

The Only Nolan.

Bonus (for connoisseurs of irony): Baby Doll Jacobson.

A good portion of the chiefs of Clan Donald (MacDonald) are Ronald (sometimes Ranald). I’m just picturing introducing yourself: “Hi, I’m Ronald MacDonald, the chief of Clan Donald!”

Say that 10 times fast…