Euty made me scrub the toilets with my toothbrush and then use it to brush my teeth!
I think the moderators have you where they want you. You’ve all become their lemmings…
bwahahahahahahaha
Eilsel…
who is not a lemming because I don’t have a tail…
I think it was Ed Zotti. He came to my house and put me in a headlock.
So here’s why I want to be banned… 
They can’t ban me
I’m not breaking anyrules
and besides, they would just make me hate them more
even though I think they are cool people
handing Monkey a kleneex
You don’t know why? Well…to wipe off that brown spot on your nose…
“evertibe” = “everyone” typed with the right hand accidentally moved one key to the left (on QWERTY)
I’m sure they don’t like you much either.
For some reason, the words “red”, “rag” and “bull” sprang into my mind, I can’t imagine why.
No. I ain’t payin’ for nobody’s damn therapy. And now you have a reason to hate me. So there.
“They can’t ban me
I’m not breaking any rules”
Wanna bet 
Hey, I got rules that apply to only me, I ain’t no mommas boy
Hehe
Stop it!
You’re killing me overhere!
Anybody find it coincidental that the column to the left reads;
MonkeyMule
[sub]Member
Registered: Dec 2002
Location: The Concrete Jungle
Posts: 181[/sub]
Hmmmm :dubious:
One time, I saw Eutychus ban a Doper for snoring too loud.
John Wesley Hardin my ass!
You know, I love lemming tail soup. Yummy!
See, there’s the problem. They’re middle management. They serve to add steps to processes. Like most middle management, they work long hours for little gratification, little respect, and no pay. If this were a company, they’d be constantly worried that they’d be laid off, considered as superfluous; of course, if that were to happen, the “owners” would find they were anything but.
From personal experience, and I feel I am the one with the most adverse reactions from them – must be my paranoia, but then even a paranoid can be victimized by the normal human pique of others even not intended targets, yes that’s the word, they get piqued and react in piqued manner which can be quite arbitrary. MY impression, and being a postgraduate Catholic, especially being such, I don’t claim infallibility.
I love them just the same, though. So, if you guys, moderators, are reading this post, don’t get piqued at me. Just give me the impression that you are doing a professional job, keep your pique out of SDMB, OK?
Susma Rio Sep
Yeah, lets tell the moderators what to do, great idea, then we’ll put on our hobnail boots and go dancing over on that big patch of eggshells.
Hey! Pique that up!
[piqueing up discarded sheet of paper] Is this your sheet?
I’m sick and tired of seeing your sheet lying around everywhere!
Pique it up!
Meh, moderators are ok IMVHO, but I obviously have pretty much nil experience with them. Cops are the scary ones.
Bad cop, no donut
I live less than 5 miles from three of the damn mods. I can feel the oppression when I wake up in the morning.
I blame 'em all for the shitty bridge traffic around here.
That’s why I don’t like the mods.
And fava beans and a nice chianti.